Wednesday, March 26, 2008

I say Tomato, you say WTF?!?

So I was full on intending to write a good ole sincere and lengthy post about something important that I did once back in the day or how this one time Breckin Meyer and I became best friends or the one time I got my hair cut so short I looked like a little boy and I cried about it for days and days. But alas, I have nixed all of those ideas because there is seriously some strange shit floating around on the internet today that I just have to share.

Numero uno. By far the most disturbing and weirdest story of the day (that I actually saw yesterday without a picture, but ooooh it's up now) is Thomas Beatie, a transgender male, is knocked up! No really. He's pregnant. How is this possible you ask?? Well no, he's no Arnold because somehow he is legally a man although he still has his vajayjay in tact, which allowed for such a "miracle" to occur. Weird me out. Can't wait til he explains to his daughter how she was born, oh man that's a story for therapy.

Numero dos. SAY IT ISN'T SO TY TY! Apparently Ty Ty and Jay Manuel have been having some issues on the set of Top Model and aren't speaking! The problems go so far that Miss Tyra is thinking of leaving Top Model, ah, no! Hopefully OK Magazine is just making up crap and this is all a lie...don't leave Tyra! Although you're incredibly self-absorbed and overly ridiculous I love you and I love Top Model. Don't leave! Ooooor if you do, I like Michael K's idea, bring in Naomi Campbell, she's the next craziest bitch around, haha.


Numero tres. Leave Keanu alone. Some dumb ass stalkeratzi is suing Keanu for hitting him with his car last year while he was trying to take pictures of him. Ummm. Moral of the story: Don't stand in front of someone's car while they're trying to leave. And don't mess with Keanu. Obviously.


Numero cuatro. Apparently Lars and the Real Girl wasn't all that far fetched....a guy in Georgia who's name is Zoltan (ummmsame name as the guy in Dude Where's My Car?...weird) has built himself a robot wife. He even has a "how to" page of robot girlfriend making. I really wish I had something more clever to add here, but I just think this story is so ridiculous and entertaining all on it's own, love it.

Numero cinco. And today's last tidbit of WTF news is apparently the newest fad hitting the internet (actually I have no idea, it seems ridiculous). Now I'm an avid fan of the Sims and I've heard of Second Life and all that jazz, but apparently those are games of the past, because everyone is striving to be Miss Bimbo. I am not even kidding. My coworker just sent me this site and wow...here's a brief snippit:
Enter the exciting world of the first ever, virtual fashion game ! Become the most famous, beautiful, sought after bimbo across the globe!
Did Paris Hilton create this game? I swear she had to. Oh man. What is the world coming to?!

Well that's what going on in the world of "WTF" today, let's hope nothing else crazy happens today, like Britney winning a Nobel Prize for making How I Met Your Mother's ratings sky rocket or Jessica Alba actually looking happy two days in a row, oh man, the world may end if that actually happened, haha.

happy wednesday!

13 comments:

Deutlich said...

Holy shit on all counts! Especially the dude that's pregnant! I thought that was a scam when I heard about it on the radio this morning!! Like. Woah.

Laurie said...

This is some serious WTF material.

I hope the Top Model rumor is false - but I'm sure there is some truth to it. I think she's locked in for a few more seasons though.

Also, glad to see you have Keanu's back.

Valerie said...

All that is some crazy shiz! But I'm sure I'm not the only one who still wants to know how you became BFFs with Breckin Meyer.

lspoon said...

I saw that about ANTM and I had mixed feelings. On the one hand I think we all love the show so much it may survive without Tyra but on the other hand don't we love the show so much b/c Tyra is insane?

Angela said...

Hm, if I have to pick between Jay and Tyra, I will always pick Tyra. You just can't find that kind of self righteous entertainment anywhere else! Any flamboyant gay man can do what Jay does, and probably better!

surviving myself said...

a programmable girlfriend???

the perfect world is attainable!

ana said...

This is some serious wtf material. Specially the dude getting pregnant. Eeek! Sounds gross is all I am saying.

What? Tyra's leaving ANTM? Oh no, I'd rather have Jay leave than Tyra.

B2G said...

Yeah I heard about creepy pregnant guy... and I deem it CREEPY. OMFG CREEPY.

Julie Q said...

not gonna lie- i'd pick j manual over tyra ANY DAY.. i'd pick j manual over a lot of people actually (not you of course!)

Princess Pointful said...

I heart DListed.
Robot girlfriends? Not so much.

Bogart in P Towne said...

There is something keenly satisfying about that transgender pregnancy...not sure what it is and, frankly, I am wierded out by it, but interesting...reminds me of one of my favorite sites malepregnancy dot com...

It is safe for work...

molly said...

you and breckin meyer??? please share!!

budgets are sexy said...

OMG this post title is freakin' hilarious! haha..to be honest i didn't even read the post (i have a crucial A.D.D. problem right now), but i will later :)