Thursday, April 9, 2009

Keanu we need to talk.

Dear Keanu,

We're friends right? Well sort of. I'd like to think we're friends even if we've never met, but that's just details schmetails. Anyhoo, friends tell each other things right? Especially when something isn't right, right? Well I have something to tell you.

That beard you're growing...yeah it's not cute. I know you've done it before and you're super lazy and don't like that whole shaving thing and all but really? Really?



I sort of shuddered when I saw this pic and your beard, it's just so eck. I mean did you see yourself in Speed??? You were HOT! Do you remember those days? The clean shavenness, the crew cutness, the buffness? Remember that? I miss that. How about making a Speed 3 or something okay? :)



Oh the good ole days. Anyways, if you really do want to keep this whole not shaving and mountain man look going you can at least trim it a bit, take some tips from a guy that knows how to rock it:


Granted I may be a bit biased with that one, haha.

So yes Keanu, we're still friends but please clean up a bit. Okay? Thanks.

See you soon? My birthday is coming up and it'd be great if you could make it :)

Luuuuurve,

Katelin




happy thursday!


*ps. thank you for all your kind comments on yesterday's post, it definitely meant a lot*

19 comments:

Amandaaa said...

Such a smokin' picture of him from
Speed! He definitely needs to
revisit those days. Mmmhmm. Maybe
Matt can show him how it's done?

I see you're reading The Other
Boleyn Girl-greattttt book!

A Super Girl said...

Is it just me or does your Matt look like Matt Giraud on American Idol?

And yes, Keanu needs to get himself a bit better grooming routine.

Bogart in P Towne said...

Could be worse...he could look homeless like Joaquin Phoenix

Jen said...

Loved this!! Omg, that pic of Keanu in Speed is super HOT!! I forgot that he could look THAT GOOD!!!!

I'm usually a big fan of the scruff (I prefer my Gosling with a beard) but this look just isn't working AT ALL!!

PS Can't wait to hear what you think of The Other Boleyn Girl.

Wickedly Scarlett said...

Eek, scary! I hope he gets that cleaned up for you! And I hope that you get to feeling a little more cheery soon. If it's any consolation, it seems as though everyone I know is feeling kind of slumpy lately. I can generally count on birthdays to pull me out of the dumps though ;)

Virginia said...

The pics of Keanu don't even look like the same person. Maybe he has a Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde thing going on, except his personality always stays the same and his looks randomly change. Hmm.

Also, I hear you on the randomly crying thing because of what happened over the weekend. Same here. My heart hurts.

Princess Pointful said...

Yeah, your man has him beat. Big time.

PS. Congrats on being the featured 20 something blogger! Well deserved!

Emma said...

Oh my goodness I hadn't seen a picture of Keanu for ages and you are so right he really isn't working that beard.

d said...

Keanu looks homeless. Ew.

Susie said...

Ummm I totally agree. WTF. I hate when hot men seemingly try to look as ugly as humanly possible. What a waste of hotness!

Alanna said...

Oh d-d-d-dear....

That image is shocking. He looks so... old! I've seen him rock hobo the hobo look before, but this time, Keanu? Not hot. Quite the opposite.

Julie Q said...

yeah keanu cannot pull that off as well as matt!!

and congrats again on the featured blogger :)

Bayjb said...

Yeah that facial hair is tragic. If he looked like he did in Speed, I would be chasing him, no joke.

Auburn Kat said...

I really liked him in the Lake House too....

Hope you have a wonderful FRIDAY!

BTW, your birthday is coming up? I haven't noticed you talking about it before =)

reederscorner said...

Oh Keanu makes my heart pitter patter. I live right by the elementry school he went to :)

*~Dani~* said...

Keanu has certainly let his craziness go to his beard. Yuck!

closetsareforclothes said...

BLERGH. that growth keanu is sporting is FUGLY!!!!!

Kim Thomas said...

Lord, isn't this the truth? He looks just awful!

52 Faces said...

Tell me about it! I was going to marry him, but he hasn't quit smoking yet.

And btw - I've been an insomniac since I was about 6 years old. I can't get to bed before 4 a.m. most days, even if I wake early. And I cry ALL. THE. TIME.