Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Dear Life, with love.

It's been a while since I've written any letters, so what am I doing today?

Writing letters. Duh.


Dear Las Vegas,

Please be hot (but not too hot) this weekend. Please don't take all of my money. Actually how about you make me a super mega millionaire off of the penny slots. That would be fantastic. And please let me stay up incredibly late and not get hungover. That would be magical. Oh oh and before I forget, please let all my bloggy friends arrive safely and let us all have a most fantabulous time eva!!

Sincerely,
A girl that can only handle Vegas once a year


Dear Josh Kelley and Ryan Cabrera,

Shame on you! (yes it's one of Ryan's song titles) But really, shame! You get me all excited that you two were touring together and you even release a new catchy tune that I've played approximately 298490869 times BUT you don't come to LA! What the eff?! You both are from here! You both live here! Ah! Blasphemy!

So just know, even if I am listening to your song non-stop, it doesn't mean I'm not mad at you. So get your act together and come perform in the LA area!

Thanks,

One of the ten people that actually likes/has heard of both of you :)


Dear Rob,

May I call you Rob? Well of course I can, we're friends right? Right? Anyways I just wanted to say thanks. Thanks for being awkward and dorky and brooding and adorable and mmmmm all at once. No really, thank you for that.



Sincerely,

Katelin Pattinson ... too much? Okay Katelin Cullen? Eh... Katelin Pattullen. Yes that works, haha.


Dear Fiance,

One. I hope your MRI goes well. And then seriously, stop being injured! :)
Two. Thank you for indulging me in the crazy that will be this weekend in Vegas. I promise my blogger friends are real and not creepy stalkers or anything and you'll probably love all of them after the weekend is done.
Three. We're getting married!

Love,

your fiancee


Dear Lakers,

Please win the NBA championship. And please don't give Matt too much of a heart attack in the process. He stresses out and it stresses me out and then I laugh and then Matt gets more stressed. So really, do all of LA a favor and kick some Orlando ass.

Thanks,

One of the bagillions of people that will be rooting for Kobe and company.


Dear future wedding,

I'm so excited to plan you! Seriously, out of nowhere I've just gotten a wave of excitement and cute DIY ideas and color schemes and cards and videos and possible reception locations and ah! Now if only my budget was limitless, that would be even more amazing. But really wedding, you're going to rock, I just know it.

Love,

the future bride :)


Dear cookies that are in my pantry,

Stop taunting me! You are not helping "Project Get Katelin Fit" at all! So really. Disappear or I'll be forced to eat you. And it won't be pretty.

Sincerely,

A girl trying to rekindle her relationship with the Wii Fit


Dear Jodi Picoult,

I'm reading your newest book and I'm only about 50 pages in and I really like it already. You pick the most interesting topics to write about and I love that you switch narrators every chapter and yeah. Sort of love all of your stories, even if they are incredibly emotional and wow. I can handle it...most of the time, haha.

Thanks,

a readaholic



And those are my letters for today. Any letters you'd write today?


happy wednesday!

29 comments:

Auburn Kat said...

I'm beyond jealous of Vegas this wknd!!! Oh well, I have family duties that call and meetings at work that I can't miss.

Maxie said...

What a good sport Matt is for going to vegas with you! I wanna see tons of pictures (because I'll be crying all weekend knowing I'm not there)

Kirsty said...

Haha sweet :) I love writing letters, but had never thought of doing them this way... ideas!
Enjoy Vegas - I've only been there once, was underage, and so sick that the heat made me dehydrated and I had to go on a drip. The whole time my Mum was perversely just trying to get me to pose with Elvis. Ugh.
And I have to say, I really really don't get the Edward Cullen thing (is that his name?). Look at his pants! They're half way down his ass! And not in the gangsta way! He looks like he's just stood up from the toilet! Sorry. I'm sure he's lovely.

Enjoy your week/end!

Kalei's Best Friend said...

As far as Ryan and Josh go, maybe they're saving the 'best for last'-meaning, California.....huh? and u aren't alone, my bf is skeptical of my blog friends as well.

amanda said...

i love the letter to your wedding-so cute.

matt rocks for going to vegas with you. not that he minds i'm sure. ahh...bloggers taking over sin city-can't wait to hear all the stories!

drool, edward cullen.

and i am also reading jodi's book. she seriously does pick crazy topics-and i totally love reading about them. we shall discuss after we're both finished.

xxx

Lexilooo said...

I met Jodi P during her book tour a few months ago! I'll be curious to hear what you think of HwC at the end!

Loredana said...

Oh I love Jodi Picoult! Fantastic writer! I'm currently reading 'The Pact'...sooooooo good and heart wrenching! My goal is to read all her books.

p.s. Can't wait for New Moon!

p.p.s. I had been with my then fiance for 8 years before we finally got married. We were engaged for about 3 of those years and we had finally decided 6 months before that we were tired and just gonna 'get married'! I didn't actually get excited because I was so stunned to plan something in 6 months until 2 months before! LOL That was awesome!

My point is: Keep your excitement going! And don't over stress every little detail because at the end of the day all you really want is to be married.

Good luck!

CIP said...

I love your letters! Have so much fun in Vegas...you deserve it! Tell all my favorite bloggy friends hi!! <3

BTW- Just watched The Hills! AHHHH.

Kyla said...

I'm so excited for Vegas' warmth too - we've just stopped going below freezing so some time to thoroughly warm up will be amazing.

And I can't wait to see your wedding planning start to happen! I keep having flashbacks to this time of year last year and wanting to plan another wedding lol Irrational? Maybe...but fun!

melissa said...

You're reading the new Jodi Picoult book... I'm so jealous! I'm reading one of her other books now, it's the 5th one by her I'm reading... she's such a great writer...

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

BOO. I wish I was going to Vegas.

Andrea said...

If you eat the cookies, they WILL disappear. Did I help!?

See you in Vegas, Lovely! I'll be the one screaming "LEMMESEEYOURRING" right when we run into each other.

Pretty Unfamous said...

I'm hoping the same things for Vegas! Hope I'll get to see all you guys while I'm there!

Andhari said...

Katelin Patullen,

Take me to Vegas. Please. I fit in a suitcase, I think.

Hillary said...

have fun in Vegas!!

Matt said...

Wouldnt it be nice is Vegas actually GAVE us some money?

What can I say, Im a dreamer.

rachaelgking said...

Dear Everyone Going to Vegas:

Suck my big fat left toe.

Just kidding. (Halfsies.)

Love,

LiLu

P.S. Have a blast!

Ali said...

All very good letters, haha! Love 'em.

I read Jodi's latest about a month ago and loooved it. I don't get how she writes the way she writes. Let me know what you think of it when you're finito!!

Courtney in Orlando said...

Dear Matt,

I hate to inform you that the Lakers are going to lose to the ORLANDO MAGIC!! Just thought I would warn you now so you can just relax and go hang out with your awesome wife to be instead of watching a game that will stress you out. ;)

(P.S. to your awesome wife to be: I heart Jodi books too!)

Love,

Courtney from Orlando

Kate said...

I don't think it's Jodi's best, but still good!

Yannie said...

LOL.... I love this blog. It's unique!!!

Anonymous said...

You guys are going to have so much fun in Vegas this weekend!!!

Bayjb said...

It's 40 degrees tonight in Chicago. Yes, Vegas MUST BE HOT! See you soon!

Anonymous said...

LOVE Jodi Picoult! Have 3986 of her books. :) Havent read Handle with Care yet...let me know how good it is. I love that they are turning "My Sisters Keeper" into a movie. That one was awesome.

I'mawriter said...

I adore your blog!

Rubaiyat J. Malek said...

Nice ! Yu reminded me of a lot of good things I'm missing out on by not making the time to write letters like I used to. Thank yu :)

Larissa said...

Go Lakers!!!

Terea said...

Wish *I* were going to a Las Vegas blogger meetup... sigh! have so much fun!

joy refurbished said...

Clever, interesting, funny, quirky. So fun :)