Hollywood's got cuties, a mullet and a serial killer.

It's Tuesday so you know what that means...Tacos! Well that for some people but for me it's for Hollywood Day! So without further adieu, here we go:

• Bringing some uber cuteness to Hollywood is little Louis Bardo! Seriously he is so dang precious and I love Sandy with him and aw, heartface.
  
  
  
  oh so squishy and precious.
  
  
  
• Also bringing some serious cuteness is little Hank Baskett IV, seriously the whole Baskett fam is just adorable.
  
  
  
  gah how adorable.
  
  
  
• In other bebe news, Celine Dion announced that she is expecting twin boys, congrats to the fam!...in not so great news, new mom Christina Milian and her husband The Dream have apparently split and on some shady terms ie The Dream was caught canoodling with her assistant, shady shady...however while they're splitting four celebrity couples tied the knot on Saturday, congrats to John Krasinski and Emily Blunt, Carrie Underwood and her man, Martin Lawrence and his lady love and Lala Vasquez and Carmelo Anthony, whew...in some ridiculous news, Mel Gibson has lost it, that's about all I can say to that...and I want to be a waiter wherever Ryan Seacrest goes to dinner since he left a 10k tip over the weekend, schwing...and one of my new faves, Michael C. Hall has been working it out and looking good since his cancer went into remission, awesome...and if you ever wanted to know what Paul Rudd looks like with long hair, check him out here and Gerard Butler looked like with a mullet, look no further:
  
  
  
  hey good lookin.
  
  
  
• In some favoriteness, Leo has been doing the promo rounds for Inception and I do not mind one bit. And um, Leo has aged amazingly I must say, Bar is one lucky biatch. And so is Ellen Page because hello, she's with Leo and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, hawtness.
  
  
  
  oh so suave, lav it.
  
  
  
• And in today's Twilight news...
  PopSugar has an interview with the Twilight series screenplay writer Melissa Rosenberg (who's also an associate producer on Dexter I discovered, weird) discussing her thoughts about Breaking Dawn and I'm worried, hold me.
  
  And the lovely Dakota Fanning is on the cover of this month's Marie Claire and I sort of love it and heart her and how down-to-earthish she seems and she's just so cute and heart:
  
  
  
  so chic and sweet.
  
  
  
• In some movie news...
  Ed Norton has been dropped from the upcoming Avengers movie. I don't really get why and it's sort of weird but I wonder who will play the Hulk now, maybe Eric Bana again?
  
  
• And TV news....
  CSI:NY. Stella is saying goodbye! Noooo. I like her. Like a lot. Okay I like Danny the best but still, it'll be sad to see her go.
  
  The Hills. I know, I know I haven't watched it since Lauren left but it's ending tonight. I doubt I'll watch it because the blonde bimbo gives me eye spasms and Whitney's gone but in case you wanted to know, six years later it's finally coming to an end.
  
  Dexter. Like I said yesterday, I started watching Dexter last week and so far I've made it through season one and I'm a fan. I don't want to watch it too fast since I don't have Showtime and can't watch the next season but thank you Netflix for instant watch, woo. But um, Michael C. Hall is is pretty swoony in a weird way and Doakes is way too angry and I totally called the Ice Truck Killer but I did not call that ending of season one. Basically I can't wait to watch more, I knew I'd like it.
  
  The EMMY'S. Oh goodness award season is starting up again and the Emmy nominations were released last week. Basically I'll be rooting for my faves like NPH and Jim Parsons and Mariska Hargitay among others. And even though we don't watch all the same shows, I do love LilLu's Emmy breakdown. Check out the nominees here or here.
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news we have Sly Stallone and his ridiculous veins, ew. I don't even want to show the picture, I'll just link and don't say I didn't warn you. Ew.
  

And that's what's going on in Hollywood, anything I missed let me know.





happy tuesday!

A Hollywood supernova.

Hollywood Tuesday actually on a Tuesday!? No way! Way! Okay that was lame. Anyways, Hollywood was happening as always this past week and as always I like to share the best of the best (in my opinion anyways) so here we go:

• Starting off this weeks' uber cute bebeness we have the Affleck girls (like that's a surprise). I mean really, could they be any more precious?! Ah! Heartface, adore, cutenes, lurrrve:
  
  
  
  oh so dang cute.
  
  
  
• Also bringing some major cuteness to Hollywood we have little Valentine Pinnault (Salma Hayek's daughter). Seriously she is just so cute and I think she should have a play date with Levi McConaghey and how cute would that be!? Ah! Lurve!
  
  
  
  precious little mini Salma.
  
  
  
• In some non-bebe news there were several engagements and a marriage announced last week: Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart tied the knot after eight years together, America Ferrera got engaged to her uber cute boyfriend and Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr announced their engagement as well, congrats to all!...in the total opposite of engagement, Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson are "on a break", whatever that means...in other Hollywood whatever weirdness, Jeremy London was allegedly kidnapped and forced to do drugs and it seriously just the weirdest freaking story ever...Chris Klein is in rehab after getting arrested for a DUI last week...and Amanda Bynes has retired from acting apparently (what!? No She's the Man 2??? I am appalled!)... William, Harry and Becks, enough said...and lastly, Jake Gylenhaal was caught in the act at the Laker game, what act, well just look for yourself:
  
  
  
  oh Jake you really are an ass man after all, haha.
  
  
  
• In some favoriteness Leo has officially signed on for a Clint Eastwood directed biopic of J. Edgar Hoover. Yay Leo, way to keep on working and being awesome and maybe you'll get another Oscar nod from this? I mean biopics are Academy Award gold right? Right? Anyways, thanks for being a Lakers fan and being awesome and yeah...
  
  
  
  one. Leo what is that necklace?
  two. I'll forgive you for it.
  three. who are those kid's parents that got them tickets
  to the game in front of you!?! say what!???
  
  
  
• In today's Twilight news...
  First of all, did you see Rob on Leno!? I mean it might be his best interview ever (well besides the one he did with me, haha, I kid, I kid). It was so cute and joking and adorable and um. Please watch, stat.
  
  Secondly, Kristen and Taylor are blowing up the international Eclipse tour (I must say it's quite sad without Rob) and I sort of love her dress at the most recent premiere in Sweden:
  
  
  
  va va vooom.
  
  
  And thirdly, the ladies of Letters to Twilight had a BIG weekend. They got to meet and hang out and interview and chat with Stephenie Meyer (and um Stephenie reads their blog, EVERY DAY! How awesome is that!?) So yeah go read their story as its shared because so far I love it. Woo!
  
  
• In music news...
  Can you believe it's almost been a year since Michael Jackson died? I still can't and it feels like I wrote this post yesterday. In any case, Billboard magazine is dedicating their newest issue to MJ and some of his hits, I might just have to check it out.
  
  In other favorite musician news, NKOTB was playing the Radio Music Hall over the weekend and who joined them on stage? Only the Backstreet Boys! Ha! Seriously a boy band supernova right there. I can only imagine how insane that audience was.
  
  Not really music news persay but it definitely had to be shared. So I'm a Keith Urban fan. I have a secret country side that's not really secret but Keith is my favorite. And after a story I saw from one of my favorite bloggers, Yvonne, this weekend, he has skyrocketed to awesomeness. Basically Yvonne's young daughter Gabby is a huge Keith fan and my work of the celebrity gods they ended up on the same flight as him back from Chicago. First there was this tweet that freaking adorable. But this, this right here melted my heart after Gabby had sent Keith a note, he sent her one back! Ah. Nicely done Keith, nicely done. *here's Yvonne's recap of the whole event, so so cute!*
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news we have a dog that has inherited 12 million dollars from it's deceased owner. Um. What the what? The whole story is nuts especially now that the lady's son is suing the estate and I have a feeling this might get messy and that dog better not get too used to it's own driver any more, haha.
  

Anything I missed? Let me know!






happy tuesday!

Awkward starts in Hollywood.

A week off from Hollywood and we're back in the mix people! I'm here to bring you the latest and greatest of tinsel town's most ridiculous and fabulous, so here we go:

• Starting off this week's bebe cuteness we have the oh so adorable mommy and daughter duo Alyson Hannigan and little Satyana. Seriously she is getting so big and looks so much like mom and is just so precious.
  
  
  
  preeeecious.
  
  
• Also bring some major cuteness are my little favorites, Violet and Seraphina with mama Jen. Seriously they are just the most adorable and ah, love the cuteness.
  
  
  
  ohmygoodness her wittle cheeks.
  
  
  the smiliest child in hollywood.
  
  
  
• Also in bebe news, Kevin Costner is a dad for the seventh time and Alicia Keys is going to be a mom for the first time, congrats to both!
  
  
• Moving on from the bebes and onto some other news...M.I.A is sort of a nut job if you didn't already know that...Jake Gylenhaal has quite the body since filming Prince of Persia and I'm glad he can joke about it...in some sad Hollywood news we lost three legends last week: Gary Coleman, Dennis Hopper and my favorite Golden Girl Rue McClanahan, they will all be sorely missed...in more entertaining news, the new Iphone was announced and I think I might take a Jane Lynch instead...if Gaga and Christian Bale did a musical number together it would be awesome, clearly...apparently Les Grossman is the new thing because there's a movie in the works?...Alanis Morissette got hitched! Congrats!...and lastly in case you didn't see the MTV movie awards here's a whole batch of ridiculous pictures, enjoy.
  
  
• And in some favorites news...
  I heart Joshua Jackson (this is nothing new) but apparently Tom Cruise is not a fan of his wife's ex-boyfriend and "first love." I mean really Tom, cut it out.
  
  In other favoriteness, Keanu has been turned into a meme. It's sort of ridiculous and hilarious and I love how homeless and adorable he is.
  
  
  
  
  
  Also a favorite, Leonardo DiCaprio won some award at the Spike award thingy and Joseph Gordon Levitt was there too and gah they are both so suave and heart them.
  
  
  
  why hello there handsomes.
  
  
  And the best of the best of my favorites, Sandra Bullock finally stepped out in Hollywood and man did she do it in style. Seriously her speech was awesome and her dress was amazing and gah I heart her and I'm so glad she's back.
  
  
  
  talk about smokin!
  
  
  
• And in Twilight news...
  There are fans like me who talk about Twilight every week on their blog and there are fans like these ladies that make me look normal.
  
  Also not normal are Rob and Kristen in public. I mean really they're cute together and I love this picture of them at the MTV Movie Awards but still they're not kiss, kiss business was just awkward and so very them.
  
  
  
  cuteness.
  
  
  
• And in TV news....
  Glee. So last week's episode didn't tape and tonight's the finale and ah I don't want it to end. Then again I don't mind my shows going on hiatus because it gives me more time for summer movie watching and catching up on other shows.
  
  The Big Bang Theory. We're halfway into season two and oh my god I laugh so hard every time I watch it. Seriously so many big words and ridiculous shenanigans I highly recommend it.
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news we have one of the worst drunk drivers ever that's watched a little too many episodes of Dukes of Hazard. I mean really, ridiculous.
  

Anything I missed? Let me know!



happy tuesday!

The warm and fuzzies of Hollywood.

It's time for your weekly dose of Hollywood know all, so here we go!

• Starting off this week's cuteness we have some of the Jolie-Pitt kids yet again! Seriously Knox and Vivienne are so freaking adorable and look just like mini Shiloh's it's adorable and ohmygod they have Angelina's big pouty lips like wo. But umm yes, cuteness.
  
  
  
  how freaking adorable are these two??
  
  
  
• Also bringing in some major cuteness and a brand new face to the blog, we have Madonna's adopted daughter, Mercy James. Seriously she is a little diva in the making and I love it. And her smile is just contagious!
  
  
  
  ohmygoodness she's adorable!
  
  
  
• So what else is going in Hollywood? Well one of my favorites, Hilary Duff, got engaged over the weekend and is rocking one hell of an engagement ring...Both Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller are in rehab and apparently their twin sons have joined mom, ummm okay....Gary Busey is a dad again? Wait he was a dad before? Eeeew...Nicole Richie is pilot, who knew?...Bristol Palin is going to guest star on A Secret Life and it's just oh so appropiate, haha...Abbey Road is officially a historic site...and Jared Leto feels like rocking a mohawk is good for his career, umm sure.
  
  
• In some favorites updates, Leonardo DiCaprio is all sorts of suave and handsome in his shoot for Parade magazine. Seriously he is quite superb and pretty easy on the eyes if I do say so.
  
  
  
  oooh hellllooo Leo.
  
  
  
• And in Twilight news...
  One. Rob apparently has admitted that him and Kristen are dating. Wowzers that's a big one to finally confirm (not that I care or anything).
  
  And two. Dakota Fanning turned 16 yesterday and went out to celebrate with younger sister Elle and ohmygosh when did they both get so big and pretty and ah! And please stay cute and don't go down the Hohan route, please oh please do not.
  
  
  oh so grown up and so chic.
  
  
  
• In music news...
  I am currently LOVING this song. I don't think I've even ever listened to all of the lyrics but the beat, yeah I love it.
  
  
• In TV news...
  Grey's Anatomy. I loved last week's episode. I loved the flashbacks and the stories and it was just very well done. It was definitely interesting to see that Ellis Gray was the one that got the Chief into drinking straight vodka and probably down his path of alcoholism and the whole Aids storyline was so sad yet so good and Callie and Karev hooked up!! Definitely better than episodes in the past, nicely done Shonda.
  
  Top Model. Are you ready for a new cycle of girls and crazy and all around awesome? Me too! Well it's coming back next week and Four Four has broken it down as to what girls he thinks will be awesome and just the girls in general, basically I cannot wait.
  
  How I Met Your Mother. Two big stars are making their way to the show soon and we're seeing stills from both. Carrie Underwood has a guest appearance with a pig and Jennifer Lopez will be giving Barney a run for his money and I can't wait to see it!
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news have a not so smart former basketball player who tried to escape cops by swimming away in a lake, only to be caught on the other site and without any trunks on. So yes, he was nude. Winner.
  
  

Anything I missed? Let me know!



happy wednesday!

Top Ten Friday - Hollywood Couple Edition.

Whether they were together at one point in real life or on screen I've decided to make my top ten errr eleven (I couldn't narrow it down to ten this week, haha) of Hollywood couples in lieu of Valentine's Day this weekend (and I admit I sort of got this idea from elledee, so thank you!), so here we go:

11. Harry and Helen Tasker (Arnold Schwartzenegger and Jamie Lee Curtis). Have you seen True Lies? Do you not just love it? Seriously one of my family's favorite movies to watch and the first rated R movie I ever saw, haha. But um I love Helen and Harry in this movie, especially when they team up together, classic.

10. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. Despite the Scientology and sexual orientation rumors I heart them. I've always loved Will since his Fresh Prince days and when he married Jada it just seemed so perfect and cute. They always look like they're having fun and seriously, could they get any better looking?

9. Meredth and Dr.McDreamy (Ellen Pompeo and Patrick Dempsey). Yes they've had a very tumultuous relationship but I still heart them. I loved their sticky note wedding and I love that they are actually sort of happy and cutesy again these days, it's endearing and good to see on a show where almost every relationship seems doomed, haha.

8. Alex and Isabel (Matthew Perry and Salma Hayek). One of the best chick flick movies ever...Fool's Rush In. Seriously I heart Matthew Perry anyways, but when matched up with Salma it was just too entertaining and incredibly cute.

7. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Of course I had to include the parents to the cutest kid in Hollywood! I mean really, they are so cute together and so normal and have such a precious family it's almost sickening, almost.

6. Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger. Josh oh Josh. I am so glad you found yourself a normal lady in Hollywood. These two are so freaking cute together and I love how they talk about each other and how they always look so happy together, it's all sorts of preciousness.

5. Marshall and Lily (Jason Segel and Alyson Hannigan). If you're not watching How I Met Your Mother slap yourself on the wrist right this second. Not only does Neil Patrick Harris make it amazing but Lily and Marshall and their oh so adorable antics are just too freaking cute (and pretty hilarious). And I may or may not have teared up when I watched their wedding, just saying.

4. Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams. Swoonface. I mean how could I not love them in the Notebook and then the fact that they dated in real life too?! Sadly, it was too good to be true but ohmygodtheyweresocutetogether!

3. Pacey and Joey (Joshua Jackson and Katie Holmes). Oh yes, I was (still am) the biggest Dawson's Creek fan and when the show ended and Pacey and Joey were together I'm pretty sure I clapped and cheered in excitement. Pacey was always my favorite (I mean hello, Josh is my number two) and I was just happy when him and Joey were together.

2. Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet. Oh how my heart will always go on for these two (oh yes, corny Titanic joke). I love them in Titanic and I love seeing how close as friends they really are, they are just so adorable. And when Kate thanked him in her acceptance speech at the Oscar's last year I'm pretty sure the teenager in me squeeeed.

1. Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock. This comes as no surprise seeing as to how Keanu is my number one fuego, Speed is my all time favorite movie and Sandra is just all sorts of wonderful. Pretty much them together on screen makes my heart oh so happy (yes that even includes the Lake House and all of it's incredibly cheesiness).

So do you agree? Who would you add?

Hope you all have a lovely long Valentine's Day weekend however and whoever you spend it with :)





happy friday!

Hollywoodlicious.

Another Tuesday, another happening week in Hollywood.

• Starting off this week's cuteness we have my favorite, little Violet Affleck.
  
  
  
  she's just so happy, I love it.
  
  
  
• Also bringing some major cute points to the table is little Baylen Brees, celebrating with papa Drew after winning the Super Bowl. Seriously, he is precious.
  
  
  
  ohmygod that kid is precious.
  
  
  
• Moving on from the bebes and into some other Hollywood scoop stories we have...Charlie Sheen has officially been charged for assaulting his wife (yikes!)...Audrina and Ryan Cabrera are apparently "an item" these days, say what?!....Speaking of couples, Brad and Angelina enjoyed the Super Bowl with Maddox and were oh so affecitionate, it was sort of cute, sort of "get a room!"....Michael Jackson's doctor has been charged and the MJ super fans are showing their support...
  
  
• In some favorites news....
  Leo was in Italy promoting the oh so creepy looking Shutter Island and looked quite dapper if I do say so myself.
  
  
  
  oooh so handsome.
  
  
  
• And in some Twlight news...
  Rob Pattinson wears boxer briefs in case you really wanted to know, haha. And um Kellan looks good in CK underwear.
  
  
  
  oh la la.
  
  
  
• In movie news...
  I finally saw Avatar. Yes I know, took me long enough. Want to know what I thought about it? Check out my review.
  
  
• In TV news...
  Top Model. Another judge has been selected and it is none other than Vogue's Andre Leon Talley. He signed on for three cycles so that means Ty Ty and all her crazy antics aren't going anywhere any time soon and I have a feeling he'll bring some crazy to the judging in place of Miss Jay. Also, Top Model is back March 10th, mark your calendars!
  
  Law and Order: SVU. Everyone. Brace yourself. Because what I'm about to say does not bode well for SVU fans. Next season, will be the last season for Eliot Stabler, Chris Meloni is calling it quits. Um. What?! Why will the show even continue?! Yes I know it's been on 12 years and I'm pretty sure I've seen every episode, but Eliot and Olivia make that show!! Sad times people, sad times.
  
  Toddlers and Tiaras. Seriously, tell me why I've been watching this show whenever it's been on??? I get so sucked in I can't help it! It's addicting and weird and yeah I need a shower.
  
  Glee. Do you miss it as much as I do? Well this picture of Puck (yes I know he has a real name but Puck is much better) wearing a NKOTB shirt is just all sorts of awesome.
  
  
  
  he's got the right stuff alright.
  
  
  Greek. Loved Casey's bargaining skills and Rusty's "nerdy chic" and yeah, just heart this show. That is all.
  
  Grey's Anatomy. Okay this show can get happy any time now? I'm serious, there are no freaking happy people on this show and it's driving me nuts. Everyone is in some sort of peril/dilemma/controversy and it's just exhausting to watch. And really Sloane, stop being mean to Lexi and take off your shirt already!
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news we have a really smart criminal who stole a car, then reported it stolen and told cops he was held at gunpoint while trying to purchase cocaine with a credit card. Um. What?
  
  

So anything else I missed? Let me know!



happy tuesday!

Top Ten Friday - Fuego Edition.

So I've decided to add a new feature to my blog, Top Ten Fridays. Basically it's just as it sounds, I'll be sharing some of my top ten lists, woo! So to start it off we have my top ten celebrity guys. Basically the hottest of the hot, el fuego of all that is el fuego (kudos to anyone that knows where that's from!) and I figured as much as I squee and swoon over guys I should probably share the top ten (or if I did already it's buried in the archives somewhere and I'm too lazy to look it up which is fine because I know it's changed anyways and hell it'll probably change again sometime but this is what it's at right this second)

So, want to know who my fuegos of Hollywood are? Here we go:

1. Keanu Reeves. You had me at Jack Traven. Seriously I don't know what it is but I heart you big time.

2. Joshua Jackson. First it was a crush on Charlie Conway then Pacey Witter and now just Josh and ah, after meeting you last year I think I have an even bigger crush.

3. Craig David. Ten years ago (holy hell has it really been ten years) I went to Germany for the summer and came back with a crush on this man and his music and although we had a mini break up (as in he never came back to the US to perform) my love was rekindled when my dreams of meeting him came true last year and he was just as wonderful as I imagined.

4. Ryan Gosling. Ever since he was on the Mickey Mouse club I hearted him. Although I was a bit weirded out when he dated Sandra Bullock, the crush resurfaced big time after he did The Notebook, I mean how could it not? And then when he didn't totally freak out when I accosted him on the street to take a picture with me, yeah that made him cool too.

5. Rob Pattinson. Yes. He has jumped up the list. Edward oh Edward. Rob oh sweet British Rob and your adoring accent that made me swoon when I interviewed you, yes you are so number 5.

6. Simon Baker. Where have you been all my life??? I mean I liked you in The Devil Wears Prada and gawd you're dreamy in Something New, but The Mentalist has done it for me. Don't even know what it is but the fact that your Australian also doesn't hurt.

7. Christian Bale. You will always be Jack Kelly to me and singing "Carrying the Banner" and dancing through the streets. Seriously, best role ever (well Batman was pretty awesome too and I do love The Prestige and Laurie in Little Women, hell you're just good!).

8. Matt Damon. So I have a thing for guys named Matt? And this one is quite awesome and so cute and sweet and ah! Remember that one time Nicole touched his sweat and my sister saw him in a Starbucks? Yeah I'm still jealous.

9. Shemar Moore. Okay I was back and forth about Shemar but the more I watch Criminal Minds the moore (haha) I heart him.

10. Leonardo Di Caprio. I would be lying if I didn't admit that my love for Leo came from Titanic because it did and I still heart him.

Other guys I heart but didn't make the cut: Taye Diggs, Michael Ealy, Hugh Jackman, Jordan Knight, Eric Dane, Harry Connick Jr. Mike Vitar, and Gerard Butler.


And that my dear freaders is my official Top Ten fuegos of Hollywood (for now). What do you think? Are any of them on your list? Who's your top ten? Or two? Or five? :)






happy weekend!

Live from the Golden Globes.

So two nights ago I was curled up on my couch, covered in a blanket, drinking water with my computer perched in my lap as I took notes and twittered about the Golden Globes. I was going to break down my random thoughts into an actual post but then I figured just posting what I wrote would be a wee bit more entertaining, so here we go:
*don't mind all the weird formatting, it was late and I'm too lazy to fix it all now*

Nice open Ricky, love all the jokes.

Oh Julianne I love those earrings.

Ooooh Monique for the win, yaaaay LOVED how amazing she was in that movie even as such an awful person, she can be taken seriously , holy hell I didn’t realize how many other awards shes won this season already.

Oh Lea you look so cute I love it.

Yay Toni, finally someone other than Tina, Tina I love you but glad you didn’t win; oh right she’s Australian, haha, and um love that oh so sparkly dress.

Man it looks hard to maneuver through there, is there no direct path??

Come on NPH for the win.

How is Jeremy Piven still getting nominated? Is this show still good?

Oh sad, another time NPH another time.

"Animation is not just for children, it’s also for adults that take drugs" – Paul McCartney aka hilariousness.

And of course UP wins it, pixar can do no wrong and that movie was adorable.

Dear Kate Hudson, what is that dress please explain.

“one thing that can’t be bought, is a golden globe….officially” – Ricky Gervais

Oh Felicity such a pretty dress, I like, I like.

Comeeeeeeee on SIMON, you should win simply for your hottness and Australianness and mmmmmm.

Okay well Michael can win too, and I teared up just looking at him, he didn’t even have to mention cancer.

Glenn Close and Helen Mirren could be sisters, they age so gracefully.

Oh very nice Juliana, way to go 6 times later, but what is that dress!?

Elisabetta is one lucky biatch, hello George.

Cher scares me, and Christina’s dress, um okay sure.

Oh Amy I love that dress and that color, but your hair? I'll give it to you because you're pregnant.

I feel like Jeremy Irons is all about the mini series now, does he even do movies any more?

Grey Gardens, sure. Why not.

Tom how you have aged well, I feel like I should just go watch Sleepless in Seattle right this second. *added note, I watched it on TV Monday afternoon, haha.

Marion’s makeup looks flawless.

How the crap did Julia get nominated for Duplicity? Did anyone even see that movie?!!

Aw yay Merryl, glad you didn’t cancel yourself out, you were pretty perfect as Julia Child – but holy hell awards shows love you woman, 25 nominations and 7 wins holy hell.

Helen Mirren, looks freaking fabulous.

Hellloooo Sam Worthington an you’re delicious accent, how come no one told me you're Australian?!?!

Oh Drew you look fabulous even with the weird looking snail things on your dress and aw this is your first globe, precious.

Oh helloooo slit in Jen Aniston’s dress and Gerard you are always so dapper and quite tan.

Oh Jen Garner I love how sparkly you are and your smile and ah I love it.

Freaking a Alec Baldwin wins? Yet again? Eh.

Not bad Sophia Loren, not bad.

Leo makes my heart swoon.

Sadly I don’t want any of the dramas that were nominated, whoops.

Hello Taylor, you look so handsome, as always I lurve it.

What the hell is Chloe’s dress? So many ruffles, I don’t get it.

Helloooo Halle, I don’t think it’s possible to look bad, and hello boobs.

Matt Damon, god are you dreamy.

And again I haven’t seen any of the movies of the men nominated for supporting actor, whoops.

Leo you will always make me swoon, seriously you are such a dream boat, and your eyes are so bluuuuue.

Martin Scorsese for the special award, love it. Why does this movie montage not have anything from the Departed??? Oh there it is, I see. Okay why are they showing clips from Shutter Island??? I thought we already discussed this and the preview alone is giving me the heeebeee geebies, yikes. And Marty, you are a shorty, I should have known.

I like a drink as much as the new man, unless it’s Mel Gibson – Ricky, oh my god I almost spit out my water laughing so hard.

Freaking A Avatar, do I really need to see that movie now? James, cut your hair! And um how awkward his ex wife was nominated too? Crazy pants.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay GLEE!!!!!!!! Love what everyone is wearing, so fabulous and they're so happy and it makes me happy and yay can it be April and bring that show back already?

Oh the Hangover boys, where is Zach??

Reese you look quite lovely, as always and man I love that color….clearly…it’s my wedding color, radiant.

The HANGOVER for the win, I absolutely freaking love it. That movie was one of the funniest movies I’ve seen in forever. And Bradley, way to step up the hotness yet again. But really why are they all matching, haha.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sandra I knew you could win it, I heart you!!!! I HEART YOU!!!! (I’ll forgive your weird hair) but my goodness yay, Kate won it last year and I knew you could do it. Yes I know Precious was awesome and Gaby probably should have won but gah I love Sandra like wo, I can’t stray!

So many favorites in one room, Josh Jackson, Sandra Bullock, Simon Baker, Kate Winslet, Leonardo DiCaprio, all we need is a Keanu and I’d be in heaven.

RDJ I sort of really heart you and this awesome speech.

Kate you look divine, as always, my favorite, love you.

The Dude wins it big time, very nice. I guess I gotta see this movie now.

I think Julia may be a little bit wastey face? Maybe she’s been drinking what Mariah’s been sipping on .

Avatar? Really? Blue people? 3 hours? I only sit through one movie that long, Titanic, clearly. But really? Do I haaaaave to see this movie?

And it’s over, sad face. Because it was fabulous.

So that's all folks, my recap in all its random rambling glory. Hope you enjoyed!


Oh and if you want to see more fashion, check out Jessica's Golden Globe recap, hers are always fabulous and I usually agree with her about 90% :)

And in case you wanted more random streaming thoughts of the show, be sure to check out Dlisted’s live blogging, I freaking laughed hysterically the whole time. http://dlisted.com/node/35664

happy tuesday!