Friday, February 22, 2008

Facebook: The New Match.com

So I was cleaning out my Facebook inbox and I came across this gem I got while still in college:

[after receiving a random friend request from a guy I had never met who didn't go to my school]
Me
: do I know you?
Guy I do not know who's Facebook picture is of him in a Borat-like swimsuit
: I went to some random party at your school last year. I know [random basketball player I had never talked to before] if you know who he is. I talked to you for awhile and i was quite drunk and i'm thinkin you were too. Assuming you are the girl, after talking to you for awhile i forgot your name and you told, "My name i'm really really fucking hot and you wanna get on me." and i said, "no thats not your name." I asked [random basketball guy] to find out who the girl was. he came up with you, it may not be you. But if it was, well hello!

...yeaaaaaaa that definitely was NOT me buddy [and I did write him back to let him know this, haha]. But I definitely got a good kick out of this message though that's for sure. Because one, I have no idea how his basketball friend came up with my name when I had never talked to him and two, I am much more creative. I would have come up with something like "my name is pestario-cassaro-mossido-h
ernandes, pestario for short, pest for shorter....phooo!." [feel free to name that ridiculous movie, haha].

Anyhoo, that's about all I got today. Busy, busy at work today and cannot wait to sleep in tomorrow, hark!

[that's my "I'm so excited it's the weekend" face]

*oh and don't forget to enter the Oscar contest...woo Oscar's*


happy weekend all! :)

19 comments:

L Sass said...

You should have written him back! Think of the great story you'd have to tell your grandkids one day.

ana said...

Hahaha myspace can be a land of unintentional comedy.

Angela said...

Oh, good old facebook! I've about had it up to here with their annoying application invites--it has gotten just as irritating as MySpace!

Adele said...

LMAO! u could have pretended! and went alot and made him look like an idiot lol! great post :)

Angela said...

It's amazing what kind of freaks you'll find out there, or who will find you, rather.

Dolce said...

Have a GREAT weekend! Ooh. mine started an hour ago and I'm still at work trying to catch up on reading blogs.

note to self: Get social life.

Maxie said...

haha hilarious.

have an awesome weekend!

M said...

you totally should have played the story! would have been hilarious!

It bugs me too when people I don't know try to hit/talk to me on facebook, thats what match/myspace is for!

aschlee said...

Lol. yeah that's something worth holding on to. I got a message kinda like that once; it was interesting, but yeah that's funny

So@24 said...

He needed to follow that friend request up with a "poke" or it doesn't count.

WendyB said...

Oh lord! That is hilarious.

miss hautttefashion said...

hahaah that fb message is very entertaining

Renee said...

Facebook is simultaneously awesome and awful. How can you not love stuff like that?

Virginia said...

It was totally me who had that conversation with that guy.

Hahahahaha. Have a great weekend!

molly said...

HAHAHHA what a great story!

Susie said...

haha that's so funny. Some random guy found me through my blog and friend requested me on facebook and asked me on a date. I never answered. Ooops (and it's not like I can pretend I dropped off the face of the planet because he can clearly still read my blog!)

cdp said...

Wow.

I have a couple of really random friend requests that I've not responded to and now i'm thinking there's a good reason I haven't. I don't think I want to know how these people think they know me! That message is classic, though.

Princess Extraordinaire said...

Some of the messages are so freaking weird on facebook and myspace but they are fun to read!

lspoon said...

Facebook seriously cracks me up. It's amazing :)