Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Where's the strap?

No really, where is it?!? First Vanessa Williams' stylist forgot to add a strap to create a fashion masterpiece and now Scarlett. WTF ladies?! Did your seamstress run out of fabric or did you purposely choose to give your dress an identity crisis? I know it's just screaming"Am I strapless dress or do I need another strap? I can't decide! Ah! Give me a mocha!"

And don't even get me started on her tattoo. Oh man. I hope it's fake, I really do. Just click on the picture for a bigger image and you'll see what I'm talking about. And don't get me wrong, I am a ScarJo fan (heck I just saw The Nanny Diaries...not half bad...but moving on), but I just think she needs a style check every once and a while. And these one strap dresses are basically driving me crazy!

Ah. Okay. Moving on. Sort of. Will Ferrell, I heart you. You crack me up. Even if your characters are all the same. But why, why did you wear this last night??

Now I'm not a fashion expert or anything, but ummm. Did you join Scientology? A Cult? A gospel choir? Really Will? Oh well. At least your commercials for Old Spice will keep me laughing with you...


And most importantly... tonight is the return of AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL! Woot. You know you're excited. I think Jamie sums it up best, haha, love it.

Be Fierce!

14 comments:

B2G said...

The first thing I thought when I saw Will Ferrel's outfit was that he'd become a Jedi. Only with dress shoes.

aschlee said...

Yes, hopefully the tat is a fake if not 'oye' is all I can say. Secondly, the dress yeah I'm gunna agree with you again not diggin the one strap thing and to be honest the dress isn't really flattering on her AT ALL. You're comment on will ferrell though that made me laugh.."a cult, scientology" haha.

Jamie Lovely said...

When I first say Scarlett's dress I thought, maybe Rami made that shit! hahaha it's very drapey! Right up Rami's lane.

ana said...

The tatoo on her arm looks like an iron-on patch. And Will Ferrel, Aw how I love him and all his twisted humor, but this is a little beyond comprehension. Do I need to pop in my crazy pills and then try and understand it? Like the outfit was not enough, he has quasi orthopedic black shoes peeping out.

and yay for ANTM, a whole new season, finally. My wednesdays have been kindda dull without Gossip Girl.

Maxie said...

I love those Will Ferrell commercials... and YAY for antm. i'm pumped

Angela said...

I have never liked those one shoulder dresses, and it's so tragic when they're otherwise gorgeous!

Adele said...

omg your totally right that tattoo is really disgusting!! ruined her whole look! and since reading your blogs its annoying me to... the whole one strap thing! i just looks really odd like somethings missing! in england we dont get to see americas next top model till like ages... were like 2 seasons behind!

lspoon said...

ANTM on right now! Yay! It's like crack to me :)

soph n terr said...

i know, i get so frustrated when people i love where horrible clothing. YAY! antm is baaaack.

So@24 said...

How is that dress going to hold up Scarlett's massive love sacks with only one strap.

Sounds dangerous.

lfar said...

I acutally really like ScarJo's dress!

Miss A said...

It needs another strap. One strap tops and dresses went out about 5 years ago.

Yep, definitely another strap.

molly said...

ahhhhh a second strap wouldve just completed it!
not a fan of the single strap look

ambrosiality said...

would have preferred it strapless