Wednesday, May 20, 2009

People that should be paying me.

Yesterday as I was getting dressed and noticed that about 85% of my shirt drawer was Old Navy in origin I realized that they should pay me. I mean so many of my clothes are from there and I love it all, so why not pay me for it? I'm a walking billboard for crimeny sake. And that got me thinking about all the other people that should probably be paying me as well...
  • Stephenie Meyer. Seriously I know the woman's got money to spare and I've told so many people about Twilight it's not even funny. I could practically be a Twilight publicist, haha.

  • All airlines. I put so much money into them I'm pretty sure they could repay me just a bit.

  • Craig David. I'm pretty sure none of my friends knew who he was until I introduced them. Seriously I'm like his freakin publicist. Now if only he would make his US visits more frequently my job would be easier, haha.

  • Granny Smith apples. I think I go through more apples in a week than some families go through in a month. I'm pretty sure I could be an apple spokesperson or something. And man are they delicious.

  • The creators of flip flops. I wear them almost every day in any weather it's sort of ridiculous. But I think they should pay me because I need some new ones, haha.

Seriously people shouldn't I be getting paid for my hard work? And really I've got a wedding to pay for soon and some travels to be had, yeah extra money would be loverly. So you hear that Stephenie and Old Navy? Pay up please. Sweet, thanks. Love, Katelin.

Anyone that should be paying you?



happy wednesday!

34 comments:

Rikkifhigjkdlwmz said...

Dear Katelin. God I love this blog haha! It made me laugh. Especially the comment about Stephenie Meyer. I feel the same all the time haha! Have a great day, greetings. Rikki.

Kirsty said...

Oh Craig David. When I was a lass he was a weedy wannabe rapper that people made fun of me for listening to. You wouldn't have recognised him... he genuinely even LOOKS like a different person. Look at this!

http://www.nndb.com/people/449/000109122/craig-david.jpg
AS WAS

http://j.bdbphotos.com/news/pictures/6L/80/8680_large.jpg
AS IS

I'm not convinced this is even the same person. Did the mafia kill him and replace him to cover it up?

Auburn Kat said...

I think everyone should be paying me! =)

Chrissy said...

I think the gal at our Farmer's Market should pay me.. Her family owns a tropical plant nursery and I buy from her every week.. I've got a great selection of her tropical plants.. all from Africa, Australia, Mexico...

robynxx said...

Hmmmm.

Borders should be paying me. I go there pretty much every weekend and buy 7 books on average EVERY time. Sharpie should be paying me, 'cause I have ALL of their pen types, seriously. And the post-it company, because I get thru about 4 whole packs each week and go out to buy new ones. It's crazy.

Oh, and every chocolate company in the world. 'Nuff said.

Cheers!

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Deutlich said...

I love flip flops to the nth degree

thatShortChick said...

Trader Joe's and Target should definitely be paying me! oh, and also Old Navy.

the amount of time I spend just gushing over those places, let alone buying tons of stuff at all three, is worth a pretty hefty paycheck.

If I do say so myself :)

randomhappiness said...

Hey, I likey your blog!

Oh amazon online should pay me or give me a hefty discount which, considering how most of my pennies end up with them anyway would be pretty much the same thing.

Also, producers of spellcheckers too as without my almighty typing errors (and fellow typo-ees everywhere! - You know who you are and I salute you!) they'd be outta work =D

.x.x.x.

Tia said...

ditto on the twilight royalties.

she SO owes me.

gracie-mel said...

do online free games count? because I'm totally addicted to chuzzle right now...

Lauren said...

I think Stephenie Meyer owes SO MANY PEOPLE money due to the publicity they got her. Without her fans, she wouldn't have a book deal, movie, etc. She might still have dreamy Robert Paterson though.

Lexilooo said...

Ha, I talk about World Vision and etsy enough in my blog, I should get something for it!

Jen said...

Hahaha!! Love it! I've always said that Ryan Gosling should be paying me. I definitely consider myself part of his publicist staff. :)

Kip Babbitt said...

I'm pretty sure Netflix.com needs to be paying me, my entire family and lots of my friends have signed up just because I tell everybody how much my wife and I love it.

Erin said...

Jimmy Johns and Subway. At least so I can recoop some of the cost of my addiction.

Jessica said...

Haha! I agree with Erin! Jimmy Johns for sure...I go there all the time...If they paid me I'd have more money to go there lol!

Crystal said...

I am in the same boat with needing a paycheck from Stephenie Meyer...I should also get paid from blogger, the library, Huggies and Walmart. LOL

theycallmecurlysue said...

Pantene because I keep a stock of at least one extra Spray Gel for Curls bottle on had at all times and if they go on sale I buy out the entire stock. I use it every day, it smells great, works to keep the curls in check and I love it.

Blicious said...

hahaha! love this post!!

.beee. said...

I agree with you about the whole "Twilight" thing. I'm a SERIOUS hard core fan, lol, and as many people as I've told about the series, I should get repaid as well, hah! Great entry.
Love your blog, btw =)

All my ♥
.beee.

Lily G. said...

haha, entertaining post!

liliesandgrapes.blogspot.com

Tazi said...

i think James Morrison, Paolo Nutini, and Corinne Bailey Rae definitely owes me money BIG TIME! everyone i met so far had no idea who they are and now everyone listens to their music :D well not really, they just know who they are :P

chronic procrastination said...

I drink so much Diet Coke it's unbelievable hahaha. They should definitely be paying me! I'm keeping them in freaking business! ;)

amanda said...

hahaha. i giggled while reading this!
and you introduced me to craig-so yeahh...he
owes you some cash!

perez hilton should give me money. i talk about him on a regular basis as if he is one of my good friends. (and i wish he were!) i give him MAD press.

dancing with the stars. i have been a hardcore member since day one. religiously watching, religiously making my phone calls. um, i think you could pay me...or eh, have me on the show perhaps? (i may be famous one day)

j.crew. i have put way too much money that i don't have into your clothes. i think it's about time you give something back.

water companies. i drink gallons of water every day. to the point where i pretty much drown my insides. it wouldn't kill to pay me for being a loyal customer!

Tdub said...

haha. definitely would be Rue21 and also Stephenie Meyer.

Rachel said...

I should be paid to drink Starbucks... I advertise for them.

PS. Left you an award! Love your blog:

http://rachelnsimpson.blogspot.com/2009/05/adorable.html

Pearl said...

I think my school should. Back problems, insomnia, stress, the list goes on and on...

I demand compensation.

Also, perhaps Stephanie Meyer. When I went through that TOTAL Twilight phase, I was beyond the valley of walking billboards. I'm so happy I got over the craze, it, too, was getting unhealthy.

Pearl.

Vanessa said...

I'm with you on the flip flops. I'd like to add to my list Sigg water bottles. Seriously, I tell everyone about them!

Andhari said...

LOL craig david isnt that big in the states? He's pretty big in Asia.

Actually every artist is pretty big in Asia, Asian people are good marketing targets :P

ps. all Hollywood celebrity parents should pay you. Starting by Tom Cruise.

Sarah Lenore said...

Kaleb Nation should be paying me! I love that kid. I have been dropping his name like crazy for the past month!

Don't know who he is? Check him out at www.kalebnation.com or www.twilightguy.com

*~Dani~* said...

Potbelly's should be paying me because I eat there a lot and twitter way to much about the place.

Michelle Hayward (16Stars) said...

Seriously people I have 9 kids, so the list is ENDLESS as to WHO should be paying me!!! Firstly, us mums are UNSUNG HEROES and for all the washing powder I use - COLD POWER please stand up, for all the moisturiser I NEED, Nivea where are you... for all the books I read... Add Twilight to the list... I am always braggin about the stuff I use, visit, see, do, eat, drink ra ra freakin ra!!!!!
I am in marketing after all - but I could use some extra cash at the minute - we are in a recession and I still have to eat and feed the tribe - so feel free to hire me "Out of Your Tree Promotions" - you can even advertise for FREE on my site - but conditions apply! So if I'm giving away free stuff... why isn't anybody else! (I'm writing a book, can I plug that too!???) Come on over and find me at http://michellehayward.blogspot.com and when you see you'll see a bunch of links 'You can find me at' and then you can stalk me all around the web and see what I'm up to!
I promise, I won't charge you!

I'mawriter said...

Restaurants and fast food joints of all kind should be paying me. I don't cook so I'm keeping them in business! By the way, great blog! I'm subscribing or following, or whatever.