I would work at a styrofoam factory where CSI:Miami plays on repeat on every TV and the cafeteria only serves zucchini and mushroom dishes. All office notes would be written on chalk boards and the phones would ring the ridiculous generic Nokia ring tone. Spencer Pratt would be the CEO an Carrot Top would be VP and I'd have to see them every damn day.
There's probably more to add but that's all I've got for now. Clearly I have issues, but it's sort of funny right?
Now it's your turn. Tell me what your personal hell would be like.
happy thursday!
13 comments:
A styrofoam factory?? Haha, sooo hilarious. Mine would be a balloon animal factory. *shiver*
a styrofoam factory?? hmmmm
Mine would have some combination of the kardashians and paris hilton because they are EVERYWHERE.
LOL! Your version of hell is so hellishly delicious & terrifying.
LOL.
This cracked me up.
My hell would be a place where there is no sun ever, I'm constantly cold, chocolate doesn't exist, i'm forced to wear turtlenecks everyday and there would be cats. Yup, that's my hell.
this is hilarious. I'm going to have to think on what my version of hell would be like :)
Bahahahaha! That is so funny. Can't say that I've thought about what my personal hell would be like! How about having no celebs to gossip about? Like at all?? Spooky.
Hahaha, you are so weird sometimes. Lav it.
Until you mentioned CSI, I totally thought that was Gordon Ramsey.
Spencer Pratt as CEO?! Ahhh! Scary stuff! And ew, I totally agree about the mushrooms. GROSS! And raisins. Noooo!
Oh that Nokia phone ring, how I loathe it. And Styrofoam - I shudder at the thought of that icky, squeaky noise it makes...
My personal hell would be...kids everywhere...and not just like interesting kids...BAD KIDS who do not listen. And the Nokia ringtone...OMG....and I love CSI: Miami (ha!)...but it would be a place where I would have to supervise children all day with no connection to the outside world..and a place where the children never grow up or develop mentally...(ahhhhh)
That is just too funny... my hell would be somewhere between yours... CSI, mushrooms, and the Nokia ringtone...and would contain everything from Nora's hell. Oh that would be the worst place ever :(
Wow this is so amazingly weird yet funny. The Nokia ringtone and the Styrofoam would be true in my case. Now all my personal hell lacks is sushi everywhere and throw in a couple of loud, uncivilized little kids too.
HA! love this.
for me, hell would look like the zoo. which i hate. tigers, lions, bears...oh my! my god-awful co-worker would be the ringleader. there is definitely no tv. no one talks about celebs...or plays board games...and we all have to use six inch voices.
there would be so much more...but i feel like i should stop. ha.
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