Hollywood: Reunions, Splits and Swoons.

So I had every intention for having a Hollywood post up yesterday but then Matt and I decided to start the thank you/holiday card writing and I was pretty sure my hand was going to fall off by the end of it and writing a blog post just wasn't in the cards. Anyhoo there was plenty of Hollywoodness to share so share it I will, and go:

• Starting off this week's cuteness we have a Dawson's Creek reunion! Michelle Williams and Busy Phillips went on a stroll with their daughters and the cuteness is just loverly.
  
  
  
  all you need is little Suri and this would be DC magic!
  
  
  
• Also bringing some major cuteness, little Louis Bullock. Ohmygod this kid's pout kills me. And the santa hat? Lurve it.
  
  
  
  just pure cuteness! cuteness!
  
  
• In other bebe news, Paul Bettanyy and Jennifer Connely are expecting another kiddo, congrats!...and um yes I know my favoritest family was out and about and being uber cute but I had to give some limelight to the other cutie kids out there, but anyhoo, Jen and the girls: PRECIOUS...In not so baby news, this was the week for splits apparently (yikes!): Zefron and Vanessa Hudgens split, Dex...er Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter filed for divorce and rumor has it Ryan Reynolds and ScarJo are calling it quits too. Man, that is just rough, especially around the holidays....
  However, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden did just the opposite and got hitched last weekend in a super private ceremony (although there was an elephant?) and apparently the pictures are being shopped around, I can only imagine....
  moving on, Jillian is leaving the Biggest Loser (adios!)...despite multiple denials, turns out Bea Arthur was in the marines (crazy pants!)...and check out 14 actors acting, it's weird and bizarre but I'm also very intrigued....
  
  
• In some favoriteness...
  Ryan Gosling was interviewing by MTV and was asked to read some of the pictures on fuckyeahryangosling and basically he's adorable and yes. Watch this video and your day will be made.
  And if that wasn't enough Ryan, check out his GQ cover and swoon away, swoooon away:
  
  
  swoooooooooooooooooon.
  
  
• In some other favoriteness, Josh and Diane. Where have you been hiding you two lovebirds? And seriously, your cuteness? I lurve it.
  
  
  
  heart them.
  
  
  
  
• In Twilight news...
  Apparently Taylor Lautner is a Saints fan as he was in attendance and on the field of their last game. And um. Can this boy get any more adorable? I really don't think it's possible actually.
  
  
  
  "oh hey, I use Crest to whiten that smile"
  
  
  
• In movie news...
  Thor. The trailer. I sort of really want to see this now.
  
  Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. The trailer. I'm still torn.
  
  Transformers 3. The trailer. I don't get it.
  
  Fast Five. The trailer. Paul Walker is still zexy, that's all that really matters here, my sister would agree.
  
  Golden Globe nominations. Here's the full list of nominees. Clearly I have a lot of movie watching to do, yikes!
  
  Also, need a refresher of what movies came out this year? This clip shows snippets of them all! So awesome for the movie lover nerds like myself.
  
  
• And in some music news...
  Monday night I had the pleasure of interviewing the band Neon Trees. Seriously they were such a fun and lively group (just as I imagined) and it was a pretty laid back and fun interview, which is always great. You can check out the whole thirty minute interview here.
  
  
• In some TV news...
  Desperate Housewives. I mean, what the what? Sunday's episode was just nuts. *spoiler alert, spoiler* basically everyone had some ridiculous secret that was revealed, Paul got away with what he wanted until oh wait, someone shot him (no surprise) and on top of it Juanita found out about Gaby not being her real mom and then a freaking angry mob/stampede broke out and Susan was injured and Lee was hit in the head with a beer bottle or something and Mrs. McClusky was knocked over, I mean just wow, wow. What the eff was this? I can't decide if I liked the drama or if it was too overboard, the jury is still out. Nonetheless I'm curious to see where it goes from here in January.
  
  Top Model. It feels like the show just ended....wait. That's because it did. However, our next cycle of model wanabes is coming to our TVs just a mere two months away in February, hurrah! Let's hope they don't pick the awkward girl again, oh wait...we know they will. Damn you Tyra for sucking me into this show and it's predictable, fierce ways.
  
  SVU. I have to admit I was pretty bummed when JJ left Criminal Minds so I have to say how excited I was when I read that she'll be guest starring on one of my other favorite crime shows, SVU. I mean yes! The bad assery and cuteness (really do those even go together?) is just awesome.
  
  Glee. *spoiler, spoiler* I mean yes, there were actual tears. Matt was trying not to laugh at me as I had tears streaming from my face as Artie walked. It was so sweet and touching and so corny but I could not stop. Brittany's reaction and Artie's attitude and just...gah I'm tearing up just writing this, I am such a sap. But really, Sue as the Grinch? Priceless. "Baby it's Cold Outside" a la Kurt and Blaine, adorable. Coach Beist as Santa? Amazing and touching and more tears, ah, stop it! She GAVE ARTIE THE WALKING MACHINE and then I cried some more. Also, I need these Christmas songs in my collection stat. So um is it February yet?
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news we have Bailey the beer drinking, car riding buffalo. Seriously.
  

Anything big I missed?

happy wednesday!

Googily Moogily Hollywood.

Apparently I'm a jinx to technology and a jinx to myself. Hence the delay in posting. Oy freaking vey people. Well here we go:

• Starting off this week's Hollywood cuteness we have my fave new mama Sandra Bullock and the oh so adorable baby Louis. Seriously this kid is precious.
  
  
  
  check out those chubby cheeks!
  I wuv it, haha.
  
  
• Also bringing some major cuteness surprisingly is Jennifer Lopez and her twins, I have to admit I didn't always think they were that cute but in this photo shoot with mom they are definitely catching my eye.
  
  
  
  divas in the making,
  but man are they cute.
  
  
• In other adorable bebe news, Matt Damon and his wife welcomed another girl (that makes four!) to the family, little Stella Zavahala was born last Wednesday, congrats to the growing family! Also bringing some major cuteness, Halle Berry and little Nahla at the pumpkin patch and Daws....er James Van Der Beek and his wife with their little daughter at the airport, preciousness.
  
  
• Moving on from the bebes and on to other Hollywood news...Johnny Depp is so swoony and awesome and I love this breakdown of some of his best movie roles because it is just so true (thanks Ev'Yan for the link)...Zach Galafinakis (I'm too lazy to look up how to spell his name) is usually the funny man in interviews (I mean have you watched Between Two Ferns??) but this time a columnist from Texas got the best of him and it makes for one hilarious interview...so Hilary Duff is a newlywed like me but thank god I did not have the wedding morning she did, SHE LOST A TOOTH, seriously I would have freaked out like no other, crazy pants...want to see Sean Penn in drag again? Well today's your lucky day to be officially freaked out, haha....apparently T Swizzle (that's Taylor Swift for all you common folk, haha) and Jake Gylenhaal are a thing? I mean what? No, I don't buy it. I won't believe it until they break up and she writes a song about him....Carey Mulligan just got a million awesome points in my book because ever since breaking up with Shia she's been slumming it in a Best Western, seriously, awesomenes...
  
  
• In some favoriteness....
  Diane Kruger had all sorts of cuteness to share about her boyfriend, my favorite Joshua Jackson and if they ever break up I'll be devastated.
  
  And um here's Josh on the set of Fringe looking so Joshy and cute:
  
  
  
  why hello to you too!
  
  Also looking handsome these days, Ryan Gosling on the set of his movie Drive, taking on the role of an officer and who doesn't love a man in uniform?
  
  
  
  I could make a joke about
  handcuffs but I think I'll refrain, haha.
  
  And his interview in Interview (wow that seems repetitive) is quite charming, especially when he says that people confuse him with Ryan Reynolds (um what, how is that possible??).
  
  
• In today's Twilightness...
  Over the weekend in my lazy sickness coma I decided to watch Twilight and then said "what the hell" and watched New Moon too. I mean yeah it's ridiculous and corny and horribly acted but I found myself loving both movies even more, maybe it was the drugs. But really I just can't wait to own Eclipse on DVD (December 4th, wahoo and yes I am that big of a twinerd) and watch it whenever I want because just swooon.
  
  
• In music news...
  Ok Go has done it again. Another ridiculously awesome video and I don't know how I'm just now seeing it, but I love it and I mean the puppies!! enjoy.
  
  Glee is coming out with a Christmas album! I can't decide how awesome this will be yet and I mean it will be competing with Mariah's new Christmas CD so umm, is it Christmastime yet?
  
  
• In movie news...
  Gnomeo and Juliet. Seriously, this movie looks all sorts of adorable and Elton John and Lady Gaga are pairing up for a song on the soundtrack and just yes, cuteness, check it out.
  
  The Hangover 2. I still don't know how I feel about this movie being made but it is pretty awesome that instead of Mel Gibson (yeah that was short lived), Liam Neesen is now slated to have a cameo role. Liam is pretty bad ass and awesome so I can't wait to see him explore a comedic side a bit.
  
  
• In TV news..
  Criminal Minds. Are you watching this show yet? Because you should. I mean yeah it's disturbing most of the time but it's also funny and there's Spencer Reed!! I mean seriously how could you not watch this adorably geeky guy every week.
  
  Top Model. Thank the high heavens of modeldom that Ann did not get best picture, FREAKING FINALLY. And that's really all that matters, the better recap is at Four Four.
  
  Grey's Anatomy. About damn time we got some normal Cristina Yang back in action, I was starting to get really worried. And how sweet/touching/sad was Derek's worry about Meredith getting Alzheimer's?? Also, I heart Lexie and her ridiculous memory, she should probably date Spencer Reed, what a combo that would be, haha.
  
  Project Runway. I'm sort of behind but basically: TEAM MONDO for the win. I mean he has to right? RIGHT?
  
  How I Met Your Mother. Although I love the regular Barney I also like the Barney with feelings who made Robin feel better about herself and praise her for her independentness, doesn't every girl want to hear that? And Marshall and Lily's attempts at baby making were all sorts of hilarious, I sort of loved it and can't wait for them to finally get knocked up.
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news, The Situation has a book. A FREAKING BOOK. I mean can he even read?!? Are they just giving book deals to anyone these days because if that is the case then HELLO out there, I WANT TO WRITE A BOOK! But seriously what the eff America? How does that douchewad land that? Oy.
  
  

So anything I missed? Let me know! Woo!

happy wednesday!

A Hollywood send off.

Well it's my last Hollywood post for a while so I better make it a good one right? And man I don't even know how I'll function not knowing what's going on in the Hollywood world! I mean what if Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger get married? Or Lindsay Lohan gets an emmy? Or Keanu Reeves stops by my office? So many things can happen in two weeks. But alas I'll be getting all married like and gallivanting in Italy so I can't really complain, I'll just have to be surprised when I get back. Anyhoozits, here we go!

• Starting out this week's super cuteness we have two of my favorite musical stars, Taye Diggs and Idina Menzel, taking a stroll with their oh so adorable son Walker. I mean really? How is he that freaking cute???
  
  
  
  all sorts of cuteness!!
  
  
• And because I heart them so much and I'm going to miss posting Hollywood stuff that I have to post my favorite family of Hollywood. Seriously Ben, Jen and the girls are just all sorts of cuteness I'm pretty sure I said "awwwww" no less than six times when looking at all of the pictures.
  
  
  
  gah they are so precious!
  
  
  
• In other bebe news, Orlando Bloom is going to be a dad! His new wife and supermodel Miranda Kerr a are expecting a little one, yay!...Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer got hitched over the weekend, I really do love when people met on sets and fall in love, it's just so dreamy...before Katy Perry was wearing short shorts and candy bras she was taking glamour shots at the mall just like everyone else....ever wanted to know what Sean Penn in drag looks like? Well here's your chance, haha....so Fantasia tried to kill herself, sad I know, but it's going to be featured on her new VH1 show and her new CD comes out today, something is just so wrong about the timing of all of this...Rachel McAdams celebrated the wrap up of her latest movie and looks like she'd be fun to party with...and the cast of the Romantics looks like they had fun doing a J. Crew shoot...
  
  
  
  
  
  
• In some favoriteness...
  SAM WORTHINGTON. Oh wait did I write that in all caps? Why yes, yes I did, SAM gets caps. Anyhoozits, my fellow Hollywood lover Julie was on the lookout for me and tweeted this gem last week. This gem combining two of my favorite things Vampires and SAM. Basically SAM has signed on to play a young Dracula (as well as filming a sequel to Clash of the Titans) and that sounds pretty schnazzy to me. And just because here's Sam coming to LAX last week...
  
  
  
  he makes me swoon...
  but Matt makes me swoon more.
  
  

  Sandy! Looks like she is stepping on up in Hollywood and may be costarring in a movie with Tom Hanks soon. Nicely done lady, nicely done.
  
  
  Josh is back on the set of Fringe and I think I need to make a detour to Vancouver.
  
  
  
  why hey Josh, how you doing?
  
  
  
• In today's Twilightness....
  Stephenie Meyer made FORTY MILLION dollars this past year. And um she hasn't had to write anything in that time (not counting the Bree book) and just wow, can I be her please?
  
  And our boy Rob topped Glamour's 50 Sexiest males list. I mean yeah I could see that.
  
  
• In TV news...
  The Creative Emmy's were over the weekend and Betty White and NPH straight dominated, woo woo.
  
  
  
  yay NPH! congrats!
  
  
  Brothers and Sisters. Looks like the reverend is coming to Pasadena! Which reverend you ask? Only the bestest TV rev ever...REV CAMDEN! And he's a potential love interest for one of the Walkers...which one? Just read the article!
  
  Glee. In case you didn't know miss Brittney Spear herself is making a cameo on Glee this season (in an all Britt Britt episode) and one of the first pictures has already been released. And it's Britt and Britt and I lurve it!
  
  
  
  oooh la la.
  
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news we have a man that thought it would be a good idea to kill the bat in his home with a gun. No really, the man shot up his house while trying to kill a bat. Seriously people?
  
  

And that my friends is what's going on in Hollywood, anything I missed? Let me know! And stay awesome Hollywood, stay awesome.



happy tuesday!

Summer comes to Hollywood.

Why hello there Wednesday, how are you? Just like Tuesday and ready for some Hollywood news? Of course you are.

• Starting off this week's cuteness we have my favorite family of Hollywood, the Garner-Afflecks. I mean I might have actually said "awwwwwwwwww" while looking at these pics.
  
  
  
  precious, precious, precious!
  
  
  seriously? soccer in the park?
  my heart may have melted a little bit.
  
  
  
• And not really cute baby but more like cute baby bump is Alicia Keys at her wedding. She got married over the weekend and I just adore this picture and the wittle bump she's hiding behind her bouquet.
  
  
  
  adore this picture.
  
  
  
• In other wedding news James Van Der Beek married his pregnant girlfriend, Chelsea Clinton had quite an elegant and somewhat extravagant wedding and apparently T.I. had a second ceremony with Tiny Collette all in one weekend...need a DJ for your wedding? DJ Paul Rudd is right for you, well he mainly does bat mitzfahs...in case you were curious, Bill Cosby is in fact alive (stupid Twitter had me worrying!)...Charlie Sheen has avoided jail time and is instead checking into rehab (isn't that where every celeb goes when they screw up?)...and speaking of jail time, Lindsay Lohan has escaped! Well not really but wouldn't that be awesome. Instead, she's out and straight to rehab as well...Eva Mendes has released her own sex tape, will you watch?...and speaking of zezy, Lea Michelle looks amazing in this new ad for Mark beauty:
  
  
  
  so pretty.
  
  
  
• In some favoriteness...
  My girl Sandy has been listed as the highest paid female actress and rightfully so (well I might be biased).
  
  My boy Josh looked quite suave and dapper at the Fox TCAs over the weekend and it really made me want to watch Fringe (AT&T come to me so I can record four shows and watch Fringe again please!)
  
  
  
  helloooo Josh.
  
  
  
• In today's Twilight news...
  Breaking Dawn Part II has a release date...November 16, 2012. I still don' t know how I feel about this last movie because the book was just whacked out. But knowing me I'll see it but still, oye.
  
  Rob is looking quite hot in Georgia, I mean really, why don't guys dress like this any more?! / I cannot wait for this movie (Water for Elephants) to be done and in theaters.
  
  Ashley Greene was at an event raising awareness for Ovarian Cancer over the weekend and she looked so cute and summery and I just want to be her friend.
  
  
  
  so sweet, so fun.
  
  
  
• In TV news...
  Dexter. So I finished season 2 and man, so good. I did not see that ending coming and I am a fan. Also love how they finally work the intro into an episode. But yeah I am hooked, but now I have to cut myself off until after the wedding. But oooh love it.
  
  Project Runway. New season, new people, new challenges and I am a fan yet again. Although why the eff would they keep Casanova (I mean the name alone makes me want to slap him)? And yeah they definitely kept some people I thought should have gone but I totally agreed with the winner's black dress and man it was just chic and loved it and pretty much hope this is a good season.
  Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. I happened to catch an episode over the weekend and Scott totally freaks me out. Baby Mason, adorable and Kim lay off all that makeup. But yeah Scott, take a step back from being so douchey okay? Thanks.
  
  The Bachelorette. I guess someone named Ali chose someone named Berto and now they're getting married in the Spring? My money is on them breaking up in time for November sweeps and her getting another show.
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news we have Lilo's biggest fan. Seriously WTF is up with this creeper?? Seriously dude go home and take a cold shower please *shudder*
  

So anything I missed? As always let me know!



happy wednesday!

It's a circus in Hollywood.

Why hello there Hollywood, I felt so out of the loop last week and this week but now I'm all caught up (at least I hope I am) and here to share with you, so here we go:

• Starting out this week with some super cuteness we have baby Lou. *and her mom Heidi Klum, apparently that needed to be added, whoops* I mean really, my future daughter can maybe look like this and ah, she's just so squishy and cute and heartface:
  
  
  
  aw squishy squishy cuteness!
  

• Also bringing in some major cuteness is Sabrin...er Melissa Joan Hart and her oh so adorable boys. Seriously they are so smiley and just dang precious.
  
  
  
  aw little mama's boys, heart.
  

• Moving on from the bebes and onto some Hollywood news...Chris Tucker owes the IRS a ridiculous amount of money, I mean how does he even have that much?! He's done like 4 movies! But man, better pay up Chris....want to know how jail is for Lindsay Lohan, just follow this twitter, I'd say it's pretty accurate, haha...the Zefron is apparently quite the party boy and enjoyed a nice night out to but it mildly...the Old Spice guy is on fire right now, he's landed two movie roles and basically just kicking ass everywhere, love it...in weird ass news, the Westboro Church of crazies is going to picket a Justin Bieber concert. Apparently they do not have Bieber Fever...apparently Wyclef is expected to announce his candidacy for president of Haiti soon and man would that be crazy, sort of awesome, but just crazy, hopefully he can do some more good...and lastly Jen Garner, one of my faves, rocking a tiara on the set of Arthur and seriously she just always looks so care free and I love it:
  
  
  
  can I borrow that tiara please?
  
  
  
• And in some favoriteness....
  Oh there's lots today. First of all happy belated birthday to my girl Sandy Bullock (oh yes I can call her Sandy, we're practically BFFs)!
  
  Secondly. PACEY-CON. Um. I am so insanely jealous I didn't go to this. Also, my friend who works for Funny or Die is in the video and got to work with Josh on this and yeah, I'm uber jealous. Watch it and have your crush on Joshua Jackson grow a little bit more.
  
  Thirdly. I asked for more Sam sightings and I'm finally getting them. First a new movie trailer (ooooh drama, suspense, hawtness) and then, AND THEN thanks to Julie for sending this gloriously ridiculous and hilarious and shirtless picture, haha:
  
  
  
  love it. A LOT. haha.
  
  
  
• In today's Twilightness...
  We have more Rob on the set of Water for Elephants looking dapper yet again in a suit of sorts and just suave. Also unrelated, my cousin got to visit the set over the weekend and meet Rosie the elephant and saw Rob filming scenes and I died a horrible jealous death, haha.
  
  
  
  why helloooo there.
  
  
  
  
• In movie news...
  Pirates of the Caribbean 4. Now I'm still not sure how I feel about this movie or what it will be about (and clearly the first one is still the best hands down) but these pictures do look pretty awesome and Penelope Cruz makes quite the pirate.
  
  Mulan. Also Disney related, apparently a live action version of the Disney movie has been given the green light. All I have to say is that Shang has some high standards to live up to because he was one good looking cartoon.
  
  
• In TV news...
  Desperate Housewives. Looks like Vanessa Williams won't be the only new neighbor on the block next season, Brian Austen Green has reportedly joined the cast as a contractor (competition for Mike perhaps? actually no, Mike is too good looking for competition). Marc Cherry has also said that he'd like to add a guest spot for his good friend and Hollywood IT girl, Betty White. Um YES PLEASE! Can you imagine Betty and Mrs. McClusky? Amazingness.
  
  Big Bang Theory. I haven't talked about this show in a while, weird right? Well the Ausiello Files put up a great interview with the cast that definitely made me laugh and super excited for next season, check it out.
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news apparently Darth Vader has left the Death Star to rob banks? Who knew?
  

So anything I missed? Let me know because I feel like there's gotta be something.



happy thursday!

Wave hello Hollywood.

Why hello there Hollywood Tuesday, how are you today? Fine? Yes I thought so.

• Starting out this week's cuteness we have little Levi McConaughey rocking a new do and walking his dog (that's almost as big as he is!) and is just all sorts of adorable:
  
  
  
  aw he's so wittle and cute.
  
  
  
• Also bringing in some MAJOR CUTENESS is my favorite trio of ladies, Jennifer Garner with little Violet and Seraphina! Seriously they are just all sorts of freaking precious!
  
  
  
  Jen is super mom and the
  girls are super cute!
  
  
  
• In other bebe news Liam McDermott, Tori Spelling's three year old son, has a twitter account, and it's sort of ridiculous and sort of cute...also in bebe news, Vince Vaughn and his wife are expecting a little one and I really hope he says "earmuffs" when it's born, haha...in non-baby news, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem got hitched in secret (seriously how does anyone in Hollywood do it?), congrats to them...also in secret, Jewel doing karaoke, seriously just watch the video it's awesome...the first images of Ryan Reynolds as the green lantern came out and I'm slightly intrigued...and apparently Jaden Smith is channeling Erykah Badu these days.
  
  
• In some favorites news...
  WE HAVE A SAM SIGHTING! Okay I sound creepy, but really. I had a Sam crush and then he went away and all I had was Avatar and Terminator and in neither of those movies does he stay fully human, haha.
  
  
  
  what a mighty big bag you have Sam.
  
  
  And not only is there a Sam sighting, but a Josh sighting as well. And he's in a suit! Oooh la la.
  
  
  oh you are just so dapper and suave
  and awww swoonface.
  
  
  
• And in today's Twilight news....
  First off we have Taylor looking so suave riding a motorcycle on the set of his newest movie, Abduction. I mean seriously, how is he only 18?? because sheesh.
  
  
  
  why hello there!
  
  
  Also on set of his latest film, Water for Elephants, is Rob looking so dapper in a tux (seriously he should wear one more often).
  
  
  
  this might be your best look Rob,
  minus the cig.
  
  
  
• In movie news...
  One for the Money. So I am still bummed about Katherine Heigl playing Stephanie Plum but now we know who will be playing Lula! Sherri Sheppard. Hmmm. I'm not sure how I feel about this either. I guess I pictured Lula as being fuller and having more sass, hopefully Sherri can pull it off ( I'm assuming she's Lula otherwise she's just another prostitute, I'm not quite sure).
  
  And OHMYGOODNESS WE HAVE A RANGER. Apparently some of the cast is on Imdb and RANGER is cast. And it's this man, not too shabby. But um he definitely needs to bulk up a bit a la Taylor Lautner to hit Ranger status (also I'm a huge nerd right now).
  
  WAIT UP A SECOND WE HAVE A MORELLI TOO!?! Seriously how is Sherri Sheppard bigger news than the casting of the main guys!? I mean really Hollywood, come on now. Anyhoo apparently Jason O'Mara, Life on Mars alum, will be Morelli and I do not endorse this. I mean he doesn't even look Italian! Ah Hollywood how you hurt me.
  
  
• In TV news...
  The Hills. So I didn't watch the finale but I read Oh Hay, It's KK's review and that was all I needed. Well that and I watched the actual ending because it was just so dramatic, and yeah I thought it was fitting. And I saw some pics on PopSugar and yeah, pretty typical attendees minus the blondies I will not name but Lauren, as always looked loverly, heart her (heart her so much I actually just got her book from the library, for shame, I know, ridiculous).
  
  
  
  heart her.
  
  
  
  Dexter. As you know, I've watched too many episodes in a short amount of time and my goodness it's good. But I'm glad I waited to hop on the bandwagon so I didn't have to wait (I'm bad at waiting).
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news we have the trailer for the SyFy original movie Sharktopus, because um it's a movie about a shark/octopus hybrid and seriously who thinks up this shiz? And seriously Julia Roberts brother is in it and um, just wow.
  

So anything I missed? Let me know!



happy tuesday!

Awkward starts in Hollywood.

A week off from Hollywood and we're back in the mix people! I'm here to bring you the latest and greatest of tinsel town's most ridiculous and fabulous, so here we go:

• Starting off this week's bebe cuteness we have the oh so adorable mommy and daughter duo Alyson Hannigan and little Satyana. Seriously she is getting so big and looks so much like mom and is just so precious.
  
  
  
  preeeecious.
  
  
• Also bring some major cuteness are my little favorites, Violet and Seraphina with mama Jen. Seriously they are just the most adorable and ah, love the cuteness.
  
  
  
  ohmygoodness her wittle cheeks.
  
  
  the smiliest child in hollywood.
  
  
  
• Also in bebe news, Kevin Costner is a dad for the seventh time and Alicia Keys is going to be a mom for the first time, congrats to both!
  
  
• Moving on from the bebes and onto some other news...M.I.A is sort of a nut job if you didn't already know that...Jake Gylenhaal has quite the body since filming Prince of Persia and I'm glad he can joke about it...in some sad Hollywood news we lost three legends last week: Gary Coleman, Dennis Hopper and my favorite Golden Girl Rue McClanahan, they will all be sorely missed...in more entertaining news, the new Iphone was announced and I think I might take a Jane Lynch instead...if Gaga and Christian Bale did a musical number together it would be awesome, clearly...apparently Les Grossman is the new thing because there's a movie in the works?...Alanis Morissette got hitched! Congrats!...and lastly in case you didn't see the MTV movie awards here's a whole batch of ridiculous pictures, enjoy.
  
  
• And in some favorites news...
  I heart Joshua Jackson (this is nothing new) but apparently Tom Cruise is not a fan of his wife's ex-boyfriend and "first love." I mean really Tom, cut it out.
  
  In other favoriteness, Keanu has been turned into a meme. It's sort of ridiculous and hilarious and I love how homeless and adorable he is.
  
  
  
  
  
  Also a favorite, Leonardo DiCaprio won some award at the Spike award thingy and Joseph Gordon Levitt was there too and gah they are both so suave and heart them.
  
  
  
  why hello there handsomes.
  
  
  And the best of the best of my favorites, Sandra Bullock finally stepped out in Hollywood and man did she do it in style. Seriously her speech was awesome and her dress was amazing and gah I heart her and I'm so glad she's back.
  
  
  
  talk about smokin!
  
  
  
• And in Twilight news...
  There are fans like me who talk about Twilight every week on their blog and there are fans like these ladies that make me look normal.
  
  Also not normal are Rob and Kristen in public. I mean really they're cute together and I love this picture of them at the MTV Movie Awards but still they're not kiss, kiss business was just awkward and so very them.
  
  
  
  cuteness.
  
  
  
• And in TV news....
  Glee. So last week's episode didn't tape and tonight's the finale and ah I don't want it to end. Then again I don't mind my shows going on hiatus because it gives me more time for summer movie watching and catching up on other shows.
  
  The Big Bang Theory. We're halfway into season two and oh my god I laugh so hard every time I watch it. Seriously so many big words and ridiculous shenanigans I highly recommend it.
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news we have one of the worst drunk drivers ever that's watched a little too many episodes of Dukes of Hazard. I mean really, ridiculous.
  

Anything I missed? Let me know!



happy tuesday!

Swoonyface Hollywood.

I think this might be the least amount of posting I've ever done and man does it feel weird. But really after posting the Vegas recap I just couldn't muster up the energy to go through Hollywood. But alas I am recovered and bringing you your weekly dose of Hollywood happenings, so here we go:

• Starting off this week's cuteness we have my favorite little lady of Hollywood, Violet Affleck, getting carried from a scruffy looking daddy Ben, precious.
  
  
  
  precious.
  
  
  
• Also bringing in some major cuteness is Liev Schriber hoisting up both of his adorable tow headed boys, I mean really, adorable.
  
  
  
  aw how adorable!!
  
  
  
• Also in bebe news, John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston announced that they are expecting a baby soon which is pretty exciting and crazy and wow and congrats to the happy fam.
  
  
• In other news...Charlie Sheen is the highest paid TV actor, how or why? I do not know...Jesse James is talking to the media and still gets no sympathy from me...Brittany Murphy's creepy husband was found dead over the weekend, both weird and sad...Reba did a cover of Beyonce's "If I Were a Boy" and it's pretty good...Jake Gyllenhaal looks so suave on the Late Show...My girl Sandy will be honored as the first female to win the MTV Generation Award at the MTV movie awards, woo woo Sandy!...and looking fierce and chic we have one of my faves Thandie Newton at some LV event:
  
  
  
  love it.
  
  
  
• In favoriteness...
  Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams were quite the pair at Cannes. The co-stars just look so cute together and there are rumors they might be together in real life? I would not object. But really, Ryan, yum.
  
  
  swooon.
  
  
  Also in favorite, Josh Jackson was at the Fox up front event and ah, swoonface, heartface, loveface, the end.
  
  
  
  major swooooon.
  
  
  
• In Twilight news...
  The battle over paychecks has officially been settled and Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz will definitely be in Breaking Dawn. Thank goodness because really, it would not be the same without them.
  
  Also in Rob news, he began filming Water for Elephants (which I cannot wait for) and seriously how adorable is he???
  
  
  
  check out that smile, aaaaaaswoony.
  
  
  
• In TV news...
  Want to know what shows made the cut for next year and which ones didn't? Check out the full Fall lineup here.
  
  Medium. Has been renewed! That's really all I care about.
  
  Desperate Housewives. A few changes will be coming to Wisteria Lane next year. Kyle Maclaclan (Orson Hodge) will be leaving. Looks like Dana Delany (Catherine) won't be coming back from Paris any time soon because she's on a new show already. However, joining the ladies will be Vanessa Williams as a new regular. Um awesome addition, love her. Can't wait to see what drama she brings to the show.
  
  Grey's Anatomy. Holy hell I think my heart may still be skipping beats from watching this finale. Luckily I read a spoiler break down beforehand because I don't think I could have handled it. I mean there were steady tears flowing when Derek got shot (which I knew would happen and I have a feeling he'll be dechiefed and the hold chief will be back) and Meredith watched and then more tears when Percy died and then Karev calling out to Izzie. I mean really Shonda, way to write a finale. Oh and her interview with EW answers some questions too and just wow.
  
  Glee. Idina is my hero. Love the Gaganess. Love Kurt's dad to the nth degree. Love Puck's rendition of "Beth" (at least I'm assuming that's the name of the song since I'd never heard it). Love Brittany and her ditzy ways. Love this show.
  
  The Mentalist. Ah! Red John! I'm pretty sure it's the CSI guy because the voices were so similar and ah! Also, Simon Baker? Still suave.
  
  Big Bang Theory. A girl for Sheldon!?!? Looooved it. Seriously can this show come back already? Well we do have seasons 1 and 2 right now so that should keep us occupied.
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news we have the ten worst smuggling attempts thanks to Nicole. I mean really, 75 snakes IN YOUR BRA?! What the eff? No thank you, ew.
  

Anything I missed? Let me know, I probably missed a lot this week since I've been in a Vegas coma, haha.





happy thursday!

Hollywoodliciousnessess.

Why hello Hollywood! How's it going? Got anything good for me? Why of course you do, why do I even ask...

• Starting off this week's bebe cuteness we have one of my favorite little tykes, Kingston Rossdale all decked out in tiger paint with mama Gwen on the slide, seriously precious.
  
  
  
  so darn cute!
  
  
  
• Also in bebe cuteness little Honor Warren all decked out in pink and lookin cute with mom. And seriously doesn't she look like Nanette's Em? They're like celeb baby twins!
  
  
  
  adooorable!
  
  
  
• Moving on from the bebes and into some other news...Julia Louis-Dreyfuss got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but they spelled her name wrong! No really, they did!...Also, Tyra Banks is writing a book, because she doesn't have enough to do already, haha...Helen Mirren gave herself a kiss as her new wax figure was revealed and I think it might one of the best ones yet...Not just kissing herself, apparently Kendra has more than a couple sex tapes out there! Although that's not really a surprise since she was a Playboy bunny, but still...and Audrina and Ryan Cabrera are apparently still strong and Ryan wears a beanie in the pool, weird.
  
  
• And in some favorites news...
  Apparently Keanu and Charlize Theron were got making out like high schoolers! Say whaaaaat? I mean they were costars twice and I can kind of see them together, but still. Crazy pants.
  
  Also in favoriteness, Josh and Diane have been gallivanting all around Paris and looking chic and having fun and being all cutesy and man I heart them.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• In Twilight news...
  There is a Breaking Dawn release date! Say what November 18, 2011??? It still isn't clear if it's one part or two and it also is sounding like it may be Emmett and Alice-less!?! Say it ain't so kidlets and say you aren't holding out for more money!? I mean really! Really!
  
  Also, are you DVRs set for tomorrow's Oprah with the big three will be on talking Eclipse? Mine is!
  
  
  
  
  
  
• And in movie news...
  Ghostbusters 3 officially has a release date as well, Christmas 2012. I can't really even imagine how this one is going to go but who knows it could be a success.
  
  Fast Five has a new driver. Dwayne Johnson has officially joined the Fast and Furious franchise (say that five times fast, haha).
  
  
• And in TV news...
  Top Model. Oh boo. I was so bummed to see Jessica go. Now Raina is my vote for winner, but knowing Ty it'll be freaking Angelea or Krista, ewface. Oh well, as always the best recaps are at Four Four.
  
  SNL. Funniest freaking episode in oh so long. Betty rocked it and she rocked it good. I don't remember the last time I laughed at EVERY skit on SNL. I think my favorite is the Delicious Dish one though, freaking hilarious. Well that and Sally O'Malley as well. And there was even some unaired skits as well. Check out the whole show rundown in case you missed it.
  
  Big Bang Theory. Are you watching this show? Because if you're not, you should be. It's amazing. Also. BAZINGA!
  
  Glee. Well a few things. I'm obsessed with Sue's version of "Physical" I may or may not have listened to it at least 30 times already. Also, where do theses costumes keep coming from?? I mean really. Also, "Jesse's Girl"...love it. Gah I just love this show, I am such a musical junkie, haha. And Kurt and his dad make my heart melt, seriously precious.
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news, South Africa will NOT, I repeat, will NOT run out of beer at the World Cup next month. So don't you worry your beer drinking self at all the beer will be a plenty for all you rowdy soccer fans.
  

Anything big and crazy I somehow missed? Let me know!




happy wednesday!