Googily Moogily Hollywood.

Apparently I'm a jinx to technology and a jinx to myself. Hence the delay in posting. Oy freaking vey people. Well here we go:

• Starting off this week's Hollywood cuteness we have my fave new mama Sandra Bullock and the oh so adorable baby Louis. Seriously this kid is precious.
  
  
  
  check out those chubby cheeks!
  I wuv it, haha.
  
  
• Also bringing some major cuteness surprisingly is Jennifer Lopez and her twins, I have to admit I didn't always think they were that cute but in this photo shoot with mom they are definitely catching my eye.
  
  
  
  divas in the making,
  but man are they cute.
  
  
• In other adorable bebe news, Matt Damon and his wife welcomed another girl (that makes four!) to the family, little Stella Zavahala was born last Wednesday, congrats to the growing family! Also bringing some major cuteness, Halle Berry and little Nahla at the pumpkin patch and Daws....er James Van Der Beek and his wife with their little daughter at the airport, preciousness.
  
  
• Moving on from the bebes and on to other Hollywood news...Johnny Depp is so swoony and awesome and I love this breakdown of some of his best movie roles because it is just so true (thanks Ev'Yan for the link)...Zach Galafinakis (I'm too lazy to look up how to spell his name) is usually the funny man in interviews (I mean have you watched Between Two Ferns??) but this time a columnist from Texas got the best of him and it makes for one hilarious interview...so Hilary Duff is a newlywed like me but thank god I did not have the wedding morning she did, SHE LOST A TOOTH, seriously I would have freaked out like no other, crazy pants...want to see Sean Penn in drag again? Well today's your lucky day to be officially freaked out, haha....apparently T Swizzle (that's Taylor Swift for all you common folk, haha) and Jake Gylenhaal are a thing? I mean what? No, I don't buy it. I won't believe it until they break up and she writes a song about him....Carey Mulligan just got a million awesome points in my book because ever since breaking up with Shia she's been slumming it in a Best Western, seriously, awesomenes...
  
  
• In some favoriteness....
  Diane Kruger had all sorts of cuteness to share about her boyfriend, my favorite Joshua Jackson and if they ever break up I'll be devastated.
  
  And um here's Josh on the set of Fringe looking so Joshy and cute:
  
  
  
  why hello to you too!
  
  Also looking handsome these days, Ryan Gosling on the set of his movie Drive, taking on the role of an officer and who doesn't love a man in uniform?
  
  
  
  I could make a joke about
  handcuffs but I think I'll refrain, haha.
  
  And his interview in Interview (wow that seems repetitive) is quite charming, especially when he says that people confuse him with Ryan Reynolds (um what, how is that possible??).
  
  
• In today's Twilightness...
  Over the weekend in my lazy sickness coma I decided to watch Twilight and then said "what the hell" and watched New Moon too. I mean yeah it's ridiculous and corny and horribly acted but I found myself loving both movies even more, maybe it was the drugs. But really I just can't wait to own Eclipse on DVD (December 4th, wahoo and yes I am that big of a twinerd) and watch it whenever I want because just swooon.
  
  
• In music news...
  Ok Go has done it again. Another ridiculously awesome video and I don't know how I'm just now seeing it, but I love it and I mean the puppies!! enjoy.
  
  Glee is coming out with a Christmas album! I can't decide how awesome this will be yet and I mean it will be competing with Mariah's new Christmas CD so umm, is it Christmastime yet?
  
  
• In movie news...
  Gnomeo and Juliet. Seriously, this movie looks all sorts of adorable and Elton John and Lady Gaga are pairing up for a song on the soundtrack and just yes, cuteness, check it out.
  
  The Hangover 2. I still don't know how I feel about this movie being made but it is pretty awesome that instead of Mel Gibson (yeah that was short lived), Liam Neesen is now slated to have a cameo role. Liam is pretty bad ass and awesome so I can't wait to see him explore a comedic side a bit.
  
  
• In TV news..
  Criminal Minds. Are you watching this show yet? Because you should. I mean yeah it's disturbing most of the time but it's also funny and there's Spencer Reed!! I mean seriously how could you not watch this adorably geeky guy every week.
  
  Top Model. Thank the high heavens of modeldom that Ann did not get best picture, FREAKING FINALLY. And that's really all that matters, the better recap is at Four Four.
  
  Grey's Anatomy. About damn time we got some normal Cristina Yang back in action, I was starting to get really worried. And how sweet/touching/sad was Derek's worry about Meredith getting Alzheimer's?? Also, I heart Lexie and her ridiculous memory, she should probably date Spencer Reed, what a combo that would be, haha.
  
  Project Runway. I'm sort of behind but basically: TEAM MONDO for the win. I mean he has to right? RIGHT?
  
  How I Met Your Mother. Although I love the regular Barney I also like the Barney with feelings who made Robin feel better about herself and praise her for her independentness, doesn't every girl want to hear that? And Marshall and Lily's attempts at baby making were all sorts of hilarious, I sort of loved it and can't wait for them to finally get knocked up.
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news, The Situation has a book. A FREAKING BOOK. I mean can he even read?!? Are they just giving book deals to anyone these days because if that is the case then HELLO out there, I WANT TO WRITE A BOOK! But seriously what the eff America? How does that douchewad land that? Oy.
  
  

So anything I missed? Let me know! Woo!

happy wednesday!

Hip hip Hollywood.

Totally not Hollywood related, but don't forget my giveaway ends this afternoon, so enter away!

Anyhoo moving onto Hollywoodness. However a disclosure before this post, I've already taken Advil PM so I apologize for the run-on sentences and Rob gawking and rambling ahead of time. And go!

• Starting off this week's oh so adorableness we have little baby Lou. Seriously how freaking precious is she?! Ah! Heidi Klum and Seal make beautiful babies.
  
  
  
  ohmygoodnessgracious preciousness!
  
  
  
• Also bringing some uber cuteness is my fave Hollywood tiny tots, Violet and Seraphina Affleck. Seriously how could I not post these pics of them celebrating the 4th with mama Jen all decked out in patriotic wear? I mean it's almost too cute for words.
  
  
  
  oh how I heart them all.
  
  
  
• Moving on from the bebes and onto some other Hollywood scoop...Lindsay Lohan is headed to jail! Well she was sentenced to 90 days so who knows how long she'll actually serve before heading to 90 days of rehab. But seriously that judge was a badass and I hope Lindsay serves the full sentence, especially when she went to court rocking this...speaking of bimbos, can you spot the real Kim in this pic? Or the real boobs? Wait are there any here?...However someone who's not a bimbo and rather awesome, Zoe Saldana recently got engaged, congrats!...Another classy lady, Angelina Jolie looked quite chic and summery at a Salt promo event in Mexico, seriously it's sort of ridiculous...Kendra decided to open up about her stripper and drug abuse past and umm, okay...and finally, in some super cute coupledom, Dev Patel and Freida Pinto hit the red carpet at the Last Airbender premiere last week and seriously they are too cute:
  
  
  
  love her dress, heart them.
  
  
  
• And in some favoriteness...
  Matt Daaaaaaaaamon (have you seen Team America? then you would get that reference) But um Matt. He's swoony, even if he's just playing poker.
  
  
  
  love that smile.
  
  
  
• In today's Twilight news... (seriously Eclipse is out and I've been talking Twilight for over a year, but apparently I just can't stop and I hope you don't mind).
  
  So you think you've seen the most ridiculous Twilight products? Think again. Check out some of these gems and then wow, just wow.
  
  And in Robness, there are some new cute pics of him on set of Water for Elephants and he's in a tux and so dapper and I cannot wait for this movie and swoon and aw and mmm and yeah just check it out:
  
  
  
  rob you should always wear a tux.
  
  
  
• In today's movie news...
  Not really news but more just fun, check out this video montage of the 100 cheesiest lines in movies. And I'm not ashamed to say that Keanu makes more than one appearance, haha.
  
  
• In today's TV news...
  Project Runway. The 8th season of one of my newest favorite reality shows is coming back on the 29th and it's coming back in a big way, 90 minute episodes. Not that I don't love the show already but that is just way too long and I will definitely be utilizing my DVR capabilities.
  
  Brothers and Sisters. As if losing Tommy and Robert wasn't enough, apparently Rebecca is on her way to being downsized as well. Hopefully this doesn't mean less of Justin but who knows?
  
  Glee. As much as I love this show all of the guest stars are sort of getting out of hand. I mean will any episode next season have just the original cast?? Anyhoo, a very unexpected guest star has been slated for next season, Javier Bardem. I had no idea he was musical. But I guess we'll find out.
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news we have a 91 year old woman that just doesn't know how to say goodbye. I mean she kept the corpses of her husband and twin sister embalmed in her house...SAY WHAT!? Yeah just read the story, it's nuts.
  
  
  

Anything I missed? As always let me know, woo!




happy wednesday!

Top Ten Friday - Fuego Edition.

So I've decided to add a new feature to my blog, Top Ten Fridays. Basically it's just as it sounds, I'll be sharing some of my top ten lists, woo! So to start it off we have my top ten celebrity guys. Basically the hottest of the hot, el fuego of all that is el fuego (kudos to anyone that knows where that's from!) and I figured as much as I squee and swoon over guys I should probably share the top ten (or if I did already it's buried in the archives somewhere and I'm too lazy to look it up which is fine because I know it's changed anyways and hell it'll probably change again sometime but this is what it's at right this second)

So, want to know who my fuegos of Hollywood are? Here we go:

1. Keanu Reeves. You had me at Jack Traven. Seriously I don't know what it is but I heart you big time.

2. Joshua Jackson. First it was a crush on Charlie Conway then Pacey Witter and now just Josh and ah, after meeting you last year I think I have an even bigger crush.

3. Craig David. Ten years ago (holy hell has it really been ten years) I went to Germany for the summer and came back with a crush on this man and his music and although we had a mini break up (as in he never came back to the US to perform) my love was rekindled when my dreams of meeting him came true last year and he was just as wonderful as I imagined.

4. Ryan Gosling. Ever since he was on the Mickey Mouse club I hearted him. Although I was a bit weirded out when he dated Sandra Bullock, the crush resurfaced big time after he did The Notebook, I mean how could it not? And then when he didn't totally freak out when I accosted him on the street to take a picture with me, yeah that made him cool too.

5. Rob Pattinson. Yes. He has jumped up the list. Edward oh Edward. Rob oh sweet British Rob and your adoring accent that made me swoon when I interviewed you, yes you are so number 5.

6. Simon Baker. Where have you been all my life??? I mean I liked you in The Devil Wears Prada and gawd you're dreamy in Something New, but The Mentalist has done it for me. Don't even know what it is but the fact that your Australian also doesn't hurt.

7. Christian Bale. You will always be Jack Kelly to me and singing "Carrying the Banner" and dancing through the streets. Seriously, best role ever (well Batman was pretty awesome too and I do love The Prestige and Laurie in Little Women, hell you're just good!).

8. Matt Damon. So I have a thing for guys named Matt? And this one is quite awesome and so cute and sweet and ah! Remember that one time Nicole touched his sweat and my sister saw him in a Starbucks? Yeah I'm still jealous.

9. Shemar Moore. Okay I was back and forth about Shemar but the more I watch Criminal Minds the moore (haha) I heart him.

10. Leonardo Di Caprio. I would be lying if I didn't admit that my love for Leo came from Titanic because it did and I still heart him.

Other guys I heart but didn't make the cut: Taye Diggs, Michael Ealy, Hugh Jackman, Jordan Knight, Eric Dane, Harry Connick Jr. Mike Vitar, and Gerard Butler.


And that my dear freaders is my official Top Ten fuegos of Hollywood (for now). What do you think? Are any of them on your list? Who's your top ten? Or two? Or five? :)






happy weekend!

If I had live blogged the Oscar nominations...

Last year I did this and I figured why not do it again because it's just so dang fun! Woo Oscar nominations!

Actor in a Leading Role
The DUDE does it again. It's like you're this year's Mickey Rourke.
Be still my heart dear George.
Oh Mr. Darcy! I guess I should see this movie now?
Umm what?! Morgan Freeman? I know you're a good actor and all but ummm I don't know about this nomination.
Nice job Jeremy, very much an underdog, very nice.

Actor in a Supporting Role
Oooh la la Matt Damon. Although I don't buy your accent at all in this movie (a la Leo in Blood Diamond) I guess if Morgan can get nominated so can you.
Woody Harrelson? You did something other than Zombieland last year? I am impressed!
Chris Plummer? Okay then....
Just looking at that picture freaks me out *shudder* Stanley, I'll just keep picturing you from The Devil Wears Prada because you were freaking fabulous in that and not a creepy killer.
Okay I admit I had never heard of you, little Christoph until a couple weeks ago and now I just want to put you my pocket!

Actress in a Leading Role
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDRA!!!!! It's your year! You can do it! I know you can! Kate did it last year and she is passing on the torch, wahoo.
Helen you're the Queen and I have no idea what this movie is.
Look at you Carey, still haven't seen this movie but apparently it's a good one.
There's always a good chance that if your character is the movie's title that you'll get nominated, and very well deserved Gaby.
17 freaking nominations!? Meryl you are a beast! I heart you, but I don't want you to win.

Actress in a Supporting Role
Penelope? Yeah I guess I can get on board with that although I think Marion may have done a wee bit better.
Vera, Vera, Vera nicely done.
Maggie, you truly are the queen of indie flicks, another well deserved nomination...I think.
A Twilight alum nominated for an Oscar, who'd a thought?? Woo Anna!
Annnd Mo'Nique. Of course. No big surprise there, her character was horrible and nuts and very well acted.

Best Picture
Freakin' Avatar. Of course. Gaaaaah. Wait. Not complaining. I will see this movie and it will blow my mind.
Blind Side. Yes. One of my favorites of last year.
Say what? District 9? Was it really that good? Oscar worthy? Eh.
Apparently I need to see An Education, all sorts of indie nominations.
Woo for a good army movie! Well I'm assuming it's good I haven't seen it yet but it's definitely on the list.
Crazy Nazi killers and Tarantino equal an Oscar contender.
Intense drama to the max and a super sad story, of course Precious gets a nomination and it's very well deserved.
Another indie winner I need to see and Colin Firth is definitely a plus.
Well that's a surprise...Up! A cartoon for best picture and best animation? Very nice.
Another one of my favorites of the year, Up in the Air, so so good and well deserved nomination.


So what did you think of the nominations? How many have you seen?




happy wednesday!

Live from the Golden Globes.

So two nights ago I was curled up on my couch, covered in a blanket, drinking water with my computer perched in my lap as I took notes and twittered about the Golden Globes. I was going to break down my random thoughts into an actual post but then I figured just posting what I wrote would be a wee bit more entertaining, so here we go:
*don't mind all the weird formatting, it was late and I'm too lazy to fix it all now*

Nice open Ricky, love all the jokes.

Oh Julianne I love those earrings.

Ooooh Monique for the win, yaaaay LOVED how amazing she was in that movie even as such an awful person, she can be taken seriously , holy hell I didn’t realize how many other awards shes won this season already.

Oh Lea you look so cute I love it.

Yay Toni, finally someone other than Tina, Tina I love you but glad you didn’t win; oh right she’s Australian, haha, and um love that oh so sparkly dress.

Man it looks hard to maneuver through there, is there no direct path??

Come on NPH for the win.

How is Jeremy Piven still getting nominated? Is this show still good?

Oh sad, another time NPH another time.

"Animation is not just for children, it’s also for adults that take drugs" – Paul McCartney aka hilariousness.

And of course UP wins it, pixar can do no wrong and that movie was adorable.

Dear Kate Hudson, what is that dress please explain.

“one thing that can’t be bought, is a golden globe….officially” – Ricky Gervais

Oh Felicity such a pretty dress, I like, I like.

Comeeeeeeee on SIMON, you should win simply for your hottness and Australianness and mmmmmm.

Okay well Michael can win too, and I teared up just looking at him, he didn’t even have to mention cancer.

Glenn Close and Helen Mirren could be sisters, they age so gracefully.

Oh very nice Juliana, way to go 6 times later, but what is that dress!?

Elisabetta is one lucky biatch, hello George.

Cher scares me, and Christina’s dress, um okay sure.

Oh Amy I love that dress and that color, but your hair? I'll give it to you because you're pregnant.

I feel like Jeremy Irons is all about the mini series now, does he even do movies any more?

Grey Gardens, sure. Why not.

Tom how you have aged well, I feel like I should just go watch Sleepless in Seattle right this second. *added note, I watched it on TV Monday afternoon, haha.

Marion’s makeup looks flawless.

How the crap did Julia get nominated for Duplicity? Did anyone even see that movie?!!

Aw yay Merryl, glad you didn’t cancel yourself out, you were pretty perfect as Julia Child – but holy hell awards shows love you woman, 25 nominations and 7 wins holy hell.

Helen Mirren, looks freaking fabulous.

Hellloooo Sam Worthington an you’re delicious accent, how come no one told me you're Australian?!?!

Oh Drew you look fabulous even with the weird looking snail things on your dress and aw this is your first globe, precious.

Oh helloooo slit in Jen Aniston’s dress and Gerard you are always so dapper and quite tan.

Oh Jen Garner I love how sparkly you are and your smile and ah I love it.

Freaking a Alec Baldwin wins? Yet again? Eh.

Not bad Sophia Loren, not bad.

Leo makes my heart swoon.

Sadly I don’t want any of the dramas that were nominated, whoops.

Hello Taylor, you look so handsome, as always I lurve it.

What the hell is Chloe’s dress? So many ruffles, I don’t get it.

Helloooo Halle, I don’t think it’s possible to look bad, and hello boobs.

Matt Damon, god are you dreamy.

And again I haven’t seen any of the movies of the men nominated for supporting actor, whoops.

Leo you will always make me swoon, seriously you are such a dream boat, and your eyes are so bluuuuue.

Martin Scorsese for the special award, love it. Why does this movie montage not have anything from the Departed??? Oh there it is, I see. Okay why are they showing clips from Shutter Island??? I thought we already discussed this and the preview alone is giving me the heeebeee geebies, yikes. And Marty, you are a shorty, I should have known.

I like a drink as much as the new man, unless it’s Mel Gibson – Ricky, oh my god I almost spit out my water laughing so hard.

Freaking A Avatar, do I really need to see that movie now? James, cut your hair! And um how awkward his ex wife was nominated too? Crazy pants.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay GLEE!!!!!!!! Love what everyone is wearing, so fabulous and they're so happy and it makes me happy and yay can it be April and bring that show back already?

Oh the Hangover boys, where is Zach??

Reese you look quite lovely, as always and man I love that color….clearly…it’s my wedding color, radiant.

The HANGOVER for the win, I absolutely freaking love it. That movie was one of the funniest movies I’ve seen in forever. And Bradley, way to step up the hotness yet again. But really why are they all matching, haha.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sandra I knew you could win it, I heart you!!!! I HEART YOU!!!! (I’ll forgive your weird hair) but my goodness yay, Kate won it last year and I knew you could do it. Yes I know Precious was awesome and Gaby probably should have won but gah I love Sandra like wo, I can’t stray!

So many favorites in one room, Josh Jackson, Sandra Bullock, Simon Baker, Kate Winslet, Leonardo DiCaprio, all we need is a Keanu and I’d be in heaven.

RDJ I sort of really heart you and this awesome speech.

Kate you look divine, as always, my favorite, love you.

The Dude wins it big time, very nice. I guess I gotta see this movie now.

I think Julia may be a little bit wastey face? Maybe she’s been drinking what Mariah’s been sipping on .

Avatar? Really? Blue people? 3 hours? I only sit through one movie that long, Titanic, clearly. But really? Do I haaaaave to see this movie?

And it’s over, sad face. Because it was fabulous.

So that's all folks, my recap in all its random rambling glory. Hope you enjoyed!


Oh and if you want to see more fashion, check out Jessica's Golden Globe recap, hers are always fabulous and I usually agree with her about 90% :)

And in case you wanted more random streaming thoughts of the show, be sure to check out Dlisted’s live blogging, I freaking laughed hysterically the whole time. http://dlisted.com/node/35664

happy tuesday!

This. Is. Hollywood.

Hello Tuesday and your Hollywoodness how are you today?

• Starting off this week's cuteness we have the oh so adorable Ava Jackman. Seriously I hope my future kids are just as silly and cute as she is because I freaking love this picture of her.
  
  
  
  so cute!
  
  
  
• Also super cute is Nahla Aubrey. Seriously with parents as good looking as hers it's no wonder she's so darn precious.
  
  
  
  preciousness!
  
  
  
• Also in bebe news, Judy Reyes aka Carla from Scrubs just had her first baby, Leila Rey, and Amy Adams (Giselle!) is pregnant with her first baby, seriously she will be such a cute mom I cannot wait.
  
  
• Also going on in Hollywood...Carrie Underwood channels her inner Dolly Parton...Katherine Heigl's foundation saved 25 chihuahuas....Victoria Beckham and her kids like pirates too! Who'd a thought?...Rihanna reveals the new "slut dress".....and although everyone was raving about Brad and Angelina at the Invictus premiere, I personally think Matt and Luciana are divine.
  
  
  
  heart them.
  
  
  
• In Twilight news...
  There are talks of making Breaking Dawn into two movies and to have Chris Weitz direct. Say what?
  
  Also in Twilight news, Taylor Lautner is still seventeen and still looking good (man I sound like a pedophile) but really, super cute.
  
  
  
  so suave.
  
  
  
• And in movie news...
  One of my faves, Jame Van Der Beek is in a new Holiday movie on the Hallmark Channel. If only Dawson was directing it then it would be a guaranteed hit!
  
  Celebrating it's twentieth anniversary, Empire Magazine did a pretty cool photo shoot reenacting some famous movie characters and it's pretty great.
  
  
  
  rawr.
  
  
  this. is. Sparta!
  
  
• And in TV news....
  The Hollywood Reporter came out with a list of the Top 10 most watched episodes from shows of the past decade and I can say that I saw 8 of them when they originally aired, haha. Why yes I have always been a TV addict and I love it.
  
  Glee. Love this show. Love the song they sang while dancing on mattresses. Love that Shue finally knows about his wife's fake pregnancy because it was just getting annoying and ridiculous. LOVE that Idina Menzel wants to guest star and possibly be Rachel's birth mom, LOOOOVE.
  
  Brothers and Sisters. Oh man I felt so bad for Justin he was just so scared and nervous to get married and have a baby, but at least he still wanted to get married in the end and they almost did until Kitty collapsed, oh right she COLLAPSED! Ah! On top of it I have a feeling Nora's new boyfriend ran off with the huge check she just wrote for his foundation, seriously how much money does that woman have?! On top of it all Tommy was back and Elizabeth is precious and I'm glad Julia let her go to the wedding and yeah, wonderousness.
  
  Scrubs. Did you watch the new season? Did you know that one of the guys on it is James Franco's younger brother? I did not. Crazy pants. And the show was actually pretty funny, hopefully it stays that way.
  
  The Jersey Shore. Have you watched this gem?!?! It's ridiculous. However Dlisted and Julie sum it up best. If you're into trash, this is the show to watch.
  
  Desperate Housewives. As always check out my review over at BSC Review.
  
  
• Lastly in WTF news...Apparently Family Ties is just making a comeback in the news. First Meredith Baxter comes out as a lesbian and is writing a book about it, now the baby of the show Brian Bonsall has been arrested for hitting his best friend with a barstool. Yeah and in his mugshot he definitely looks like someone who would throw barstools, haha.
  

Anything I missed? Tiger related - I don't really care about it so I'm not posting it, anything else and we're money.





happy tuesday!

Just some Hollywood.

Hello Tuesday and hello Hollywood. Let's not waste any time shall we?

• This week's bebe cuteness is all about the boys. Sheryl Crow's son Wyatt is all sorts of adorable and I love him toting his own little suitcase, so cute:
  
  
  
  cuuuute.
  
  
  
  
• Next up in the cuteness is little Zuma Rossdale (aka Jack Jack) chilling at the beach with his dad (Gwen and Kingston were there too). Seriously this picture is just cute and Zuma is precious and ah! Heart. Melting.
  
  
  
  oh so presh.
  
  
  
• Moving on from the bebes and on to some other cuteness. Matt Damon cuteness to be exact. Seriously he has aged so well and he is just so "boy next door" and down to earth and ah, heart. Basically he was promoting his new documentary and was even in my town and I didn't see him (blasphemy!), but I love that like Leo and Ben he's always about helping other people and movies for a good cause. Matt you are awesome.
  
  
  
  oh love that smile!
  
  
  
• This week in the world o Twilight we had some major developments.
  1. Rachelle Lefevre (aka Victoria) was replaced with Bryce Howard. Um say what? Did I hear that right? Yeah I know this was all the talk last week and I even tweeted about it, but it still sounds fishy. Summit Rachelle deserves a better explanation and so do the fans. I mean hello, Eclipse is so much about Victoria and to get a new one, just lame.
  
  2. Some new posters/images from New Moon have been released. Enjoy:
  
  
  
  oh hello.
  
  
  (More pics and LTT's breakdown of the image can be found here.)
  
  
• As for other news around Hollywood: Shemar Moore (from Criminal Minds) is recuperating after being clipped by a car while on his bike causing him a broken leg, over the weekend (get better!). Kara DioGuardi is returning to the next season of Idol. And Dev Patel and Freida Pinto are very much together and quite cute if I do say so.
  
  
• In movie news...
  Katherine Heigl. Um. She needs to shut her trap. Apparently she went on ranting about how her character in Knocked Up painted women as shrews....but um isn't her character in The Ugly Truth pretty similar? (I can't actually say because I haven't seen it yet, but it looks that way). Well Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow seem to think the same thing and I agree. Katherine start being more likeable please! I mean really your husband is awesome can you please take some notes from him? Thanks.
  
  
• And in TV news...
  Greek. It's coming back! Are your callendars marked for August 31st? Because this season looks just as ridiculous and geeky and cute as before. I'm sort of really excited for it. Check it out.
  
  Heroes. So I admit it took Matt and I forever to get through last season (thank goodness for DVR) but this season's preview looks like there is actually some potential. But you be the judge, do you still watch Heroes?
  
  Also in Heroes news, Ali Larter got married over the weekend and I may have let out a squee that Joshua Jackson was at her wedding (um she had a brief stint on Dawson's Creek remember?). And he was looking as dashing as ever. Oh and she was pretty great too, haha.
  
  
  
  are you coming to my wedding too? :)
  
  
  aw what lovely newlyweds
  
  
  John and Kate Plus Eight. It was back last night and I still can't decide if I'm going to watch the show anymore. I have it set on my DVR but if I'll watch it is the thing. The off camera drama is just so sad and Kate and John are both becoming total dbags that I don't know that I could sit through an episode even if the kids are the cutest things ever. I'm just waiting for the kids to see this in stores for Halloween and want to wear it, haha.
  
  
• And lastly for today's WTF story we have a story that may make some of my guy reader's cringe a bit. Let's just jump to the end of it, four scorned women, in an attempt to humiliate their mutual lover, glued their guy's junk to his stomach. Um say that one again? Manbits to the stomach! Ah! Moral of the story: Don't cheat on Wisconsin women! (or heck don't cheat on anyone! Otherwise bad things will happen and the internet will make fun of you)
  
  
  

And that my friends is today's Hollywood news. As always, fill me in if I missed anything otherwise hope you enjoyed your weekly dose of Hollywood.



happy tuesday!

Babies and Blondes and Babies, Oh my!

Well nothing too big and exciting in my weekend, I basically laid it all out on Friday, haha. Granted the weather was fabulous and I spent a lot of time outside playing basketball with the brothers and playing my my friend's kid, it was fabulous. I also saw a couple new movies which I may or may not decide to review in future posts...I have yet to decide. Anyhoo...today's post is dedicated to Hollywood Headlines. What's making the news and what I think about it...becuase that's obviously the most important part, haha, so here goes:

- Luciana Barroso is one lucky beyotch. Mrs. Matt Damon is pregnant with baby #2. But really this just means that Jen needs to get knocked up again so baby Damon can have another play buddy. Isabella has Violet to play with...now the new baby needs a friend too. Hear that Jen and Ben? Get to it! I'll help babysit :)

- Speaking of babies, apparently Jonathan Jackson has two kids and his wife is expecting a third! Wow. When did that happen!? He's like a freaking Hanson brother, popping out kids left and right, it's crazy. Did I mention I met him once? And he was quite nice, Courtney can attest to this. And if you have no idea who I'm talking about, just go watch Camp Nowhere, it's amazing.

- Okay if this picture doesn't scream super cute I don't know what does:

Jim Carrey holding Jenny McCarthy's son with Jim's daughter looking on at the premiere of Horton Hears a Who. Precious!

- In other pregnant people news, apparently Lisa Marie Presley is sooooo mad that newspapers were calling her fat when really she's pregnant, she's suing. Ummm WTF Lisa?! You are not the only celeb that's been called fat. So many celebs have been speculated upon when pregnant or having a bad picture angle day. You don't hear Kate Hudson or Mrs. Adam Sandler suing? So yeah, shut it.

- In skanky ho news, Paris Hilton was spotted this weekend rocking a diamond "BM" ring on her wedding finger. Um. Ew. Granted I used to say ew about Nicole too and look what the other Madden did to her, got her knocked up and now she's sort of likable. Maybe Paris should just get knocked up too...haha. Wait what am I saying, I still won't like her. Gah.

- Speaking of dumb blondes, Jessica Simpson is singing to the troops in Kuwait. Now there is something I can appreciate. Even if the troops may not appreciate a gem of a song like "A Public Affair" or "Irresistible", haha, I know that seeing Jess in short shorts and "singing" is definitely something to take their minds off of things, so nice work Jess.

- And just because I saw In Bruges this weekend, Colin Farrel in all his brooding man with drug problems hottness, haha:

happy monday all!

Hollywood is treating me well.

*Disclaimer: This post will have no real substance, just some of my favorite celebrity men. Turn away now if you don't want to look at hotness or cheesiness*

Now without further ado I am pleased to announce that some of my favorite Hollywood men are back at work, and I couldn't be happier. So let me get right to it...

First we have my main man Keanu in his sure to be cheeseball over the top cop movie, Street Kings, that probably won't compare to his days as Jack Traven, but we all know I'll probably still watch it. Now from the preview I don't really think it'll be that good, but it does have Chris Evans, Common and Forrest Whitaker in it, so that's at least a little promising. Anyhoo you can just watch the preview and decide for yourself. But as my friend Courtney said "we must support Keanu in all his acting decisions", haha, and you probably should too.

And now to my second most favorite guy in Hollywood, the ever awesome and always fantastic Joshua Jackson. Now as you all know ABC has toyed with my emotions several times about his return to television, most specifically to one of my favorite shows, Grey's Anatomy. And apparently after much debate and the end of the strike, Josh will no longer be cast in the show. HOWEVER, big however. Josh has officially started shooting his own show!!!! Own show! Hear that?! A series?! Another show to take over my life. But good gracious I cannot wait! Eeeee. Anyhoo, here are some pics of Josh on the set in Canada....so excited!

And as if Keanu and Josh weren't enough excitement for one day, I just read that Matt Damon has officially signed on to do a fourth Bourne movie. Ah! Well I know I may be alone in the excitement here, but I really love those movies. Even if they are a little redundant sometimes (Matt calls them "The Bourne Redundancy", haha) I still love seeing Matt Damon kick ass.

Anyhoo, that's all I got for now. Hope that wasn't too much of a hot Hollywood overload, haha. Or maybe it's just me.



Have a most fabulous Happy Tuesday!

Jimmy Doesn't Know.

So I realize I haven't really written a substantial post all week...so really, why start now? It's Friday!

With that said I leave you with two videos. Numero uno is Sarah Silverman's "gift" to Jimmy Kimmel for the 5th anniversary of his show. It's very Sarah and very funny. And it has Matt Damon, so what's not to love??



And video number two is for anyone who doesn't see why the first video is so funny or has never seen Eurotrip (one of the best movies evah!). So enjoy Matt Damon once again, in all his punk rock glory:



happy weekend!

Rockin the headlines....

Hollywood corner chat, and go!

Ellen Pompeo managed to get married this weekend without anyone knowing, impressive. Her and long time fiancee wed in Boston city hall with the mayor serving as the witness. And how did she spend her wedding night? At a Knick's game, haha. Well I knew she was planning a small wedding, but I didn't think it'd be that small, oh well, congrats to the newlyweds!

Matt Damon has finally captured the oh-so-valued honor of People's Sexiest Man of the Year. Apparently his pals (and past winners) Brad Pitt and George Clooney have been campaigning for him to win since 2001, which is pretty funny. But hey, the hard work finally paid off and Matt's cover pic definitely shows why he got the honor.



So I watched the Hills last night. And I have a few thoughts...
1. I'm impressed that MTV got Heidi to be the one to apologize and seem almost pathetic, it was weird. Maybe it's because she's found God? (gah).
2. I'm so glad Lauren didn't pull that "You know what you did!" card again and actually spoke in full sentences to Heidi.
3. Spencer is still a douche and a little creepy (who reads other people's IM conversations???)
4. Justin Bobby is nastay. I mean I burp and all (ask my friends and Matt, I'm pretty good at it), but I don't do it in the middle of bars/restaurants, I can be classy. Apparently JB cannot.
and 5. I heart Whitney. In the midst of awkwardness she still introduced herself to Heidi's friend and kept a smiley face going the whole time. Team Whitney!

Speaking of television, did anyone watch SVU last night??? I did and wow. So I knew from the previews that something was going to happen to Eliot, but I wasn't sure what. Matt and I guessed that maybe a bomb went off and that's why he was going to go blind so when watching the scene where I knew something was going to happen I was gripping Matt's hand hoping Eliot would be okay. And alas no bomb, rather a ridiculous strong head butt from the bad guy that knocked him out...so anticlimactic. I was expecting more people. Granted Olivia's reaction was pretty clutch, she was ready to kill someone, haha. And how did Eliot get such ridiculous bruising on his eyes? I'm confused. Anyhoo the whole episode was kind of weird and got really political and I kind of lost interest. Next week's episode kind of looks like a joke, Coco, Ice T sluttastic wife, is guest starring along with some UFC fighter, quality actors here people. Oh well. I'll still watch, haha.

And because there's not a whole lot else I really want to talk about right now I'll just put up a pic of a cute baby, baby Olive that is (aka Baby Borat):

Happy Wednesday!