Hollywood Lite.

So. Hollywood. Stuff happens. And sometimes I talk about it. Today is a lite version because I just couldn't keep up. So I bring you my favoriteishness Hollywood biz. And go.

• Starting the cuteness we have the oh so adorable mommy and son duo of Gwen Stefani and little Kingston riding a sled in Mammoth. I mean adorable right?
  
  
  
  the cute.
  
  
  
• In other Hollywood news...Jason Mraz and Tristan Prettyman are engaged! (and have been since Decemeber and apparently I missed that one) however they aren't planning on getting married until everyone can, gotta admire that...and Diane Kruger also isn't planning on getting married again either (but her and Josh are so damn cute!)...also cute? if UP were made in live action and in the 60s...and Vanity Fair released their Hollywood issue pictures and basically guys should wear suits all the time, don't you agree?
  
  
  
  hello hawtness
  
  
  
• In some favoriteness....
  SAM WORTHINGTON IS SINGLE. I mean what?
  
  
• In Twilightness....
  Ashley Green is next month's Teen Vogue covergirl. I mean it's sort of ridiculous how she can be cute Alice, cute Ashley girl-next-door as well as hot Maxim wha bam. Seriously Ashley, how do you do it?
  
  
  
  
  
  
• In movie news...
  The SAG awards were over the weekend and suprisingly I didn't really watch. And the two seconds I did watch, Christian Bale was accepting his speech and he didn't look like Jesus! Hooray (Hallelujah?). Anyhoo Jess did a great fashion post and Eggy just did a great run down of the show, so check them out.
  
  
• In TV news...
  How I Met Your Mother. Well we're not meeting the mother any time soon it looks like, but Barney is getting a dad. I won't spoil it, but click on through because his dad is a pretty big name.
  
  
• And lastly in WTFness we have Andy Hill who, although good intentioned, tries to sell cats like used cars and it's just WEIRD.
  
  
  

So anything big I missed?

happy wednesday!

Itty Bitty Hollywood day.

So, a Hollywood post you say? Well since it's a busy ridiculous week it's going to be short and sweet. Here we go:

• Ohemfreakinggee the cuteness people, the cuteness! It's been a while since we've seen Garcelle Bea.. (I'm too lazy to figure out how to actually spell her name right now) and her adorable twins Jax and Jaid. I mean yes, when Matt and I have kids I expect them to be this cute (if not cuter!):
  
  
  
  gah theyaresocute!
  
  
• And because the Affleck-Garner girls melt my heart I just had to share a picture of them in their adorable rain gear, I mean..ah! The cute!
  
  
  
  the adorableness is too much.
  
  
• In other news, the Kardashians know how to make a badass Christmas card, no really I sort of want to rock Khloe's dress....a female fan got to know Lady Gaga quite well over the weekend...the Spiderman musical continues down the cursed road of what the eff, I mean yikes, I hope the guy is okay!...Shania Twain is engaged and it's all sorts of weird wife swapness....and lastly Snoop would like to wish you a G like Christmas.
  
  
• In some favoriteness....
  Can you guess who this is? I mean YES. If you don't know just click on the pic for the answer, but I gotta say if you read my blog you've seen his mug enough times to guess. I'll give you a hint even: He's not American, that should help (not! Since like half of my favorite guys are from Canada or Australia, haha).
  
  
  
  apparently he didn't know what
  a good hair cut was.
  
  Thanks to lspoon for the linky love. Seriously I love when you guys send me links of my faves, it is superb and highly amusing.
  
  Also, as if Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams weren't adorable enough promoting Blue Valentine (which I NEED to see) this interview is just so cute about them saying they're not dating but rather "creatively doing it", haha.
  
  
• In some Twilightnes....
  Okay not really Twilight but more like Rob and more like THE TRAILER FOR WATER FOR ELEPHANTS!! Can you tell I'm excited? The last book I reviewed on my barely breathing review blog was WFE and holy crap I loved it, seriously LOVED it, one of my favorite books of the year. So this trailer. I still don't totally by Reese, Christoph I'm totally sold on and Rob, oh it's Rob and he looks dreamy and nonEdwardish. So yeah, my point here? Check out the trailer and then come to the movies with me on April 15th.
  
  
• In other movie news...
  So this movie Hanna. Have you heard of it? I hadn't until yesterday. But holy what the eff is going on - was basically what I said after watching the trailer. So brace yourselves and just watch.
  
  
• In some TV news...
  Dexter. So season 5 has ended and I've managed to not read anything about it except that Julia Stiles was in it. So um when is it coming out on DVD so I can watch it all in one weekend, because that's clearly how Dex is supposed to be watched?
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news we learn that just because you are a prince doesn't you're smart.. as in you can accidentally glue your eye shut, seriously it's ridiculous.

So tell me, what'd I miss?

happy wednesday!

Whip my Hollywood.

Why yes I'm sharing some Hollywood news on a Tuesday, wahoo! So here we go:

• Starting off this week's cuteness is my oh so favorite family of Hollywood ( (I mean I know I shared them last week but HELLO they are my favorites), the Garner ladies. Seriously Seraphina is just all sorts of cute and belated birthday girl Violet just looks adorable as always. Seriously heart them all.
  
  
  
  the cutest is just too much right now.
  
  
  
  
• Also bringing some serious cuteness is Reese Witherspoon and her kids celebrating her star on the walk on fame. Seriously Ava and Deacon look just like her and Ryan, it's adorable.
  
  
  
  seriously they are such a cute little fam.
  
  
  
• In other bebe news, are you pregnant? Why not try taking some Prenatal pole dancing...moving on from the bebes, did you know that the Bakerella and Blake Lively are buddies now? Yeah they really are and it's super adorable...also adorable? Emma Stone. Even if I'm not a fan of her new blonde do, she's still charming...another blonde making headlines, Taylor Swift and her latest guy, Jake Gylenhaal are getting coffee all over town (it's adorable becasue she's only 20, well for another week at least)...in other news, Josh Duhamel and Kevin Smith are not having any luck flying this week...and lastly Willow Smith will be whipping her hair New Year's Eve on Dick Clark's show. I mean what? She's only 10! How accomplished do you feel right now? Haha.
  
  
• In some favoriteness...
  Michelle Williams, how are you smiling so coyly? I'd probably be grinning ear to ear if this were me:
  
  
  
  why hellooooo there.
  
  
  And because we can never have enough Ryan Gosling, swoooon:
  
  
  swooooon.
  
  

  And check out his interview with the New Yorker.
  
  
  Also, KEANU! SHAVE PLEASE. That is all.
  
  
• In some Twilight news...
  I am now the proud owner of Eclipse and it was just as corny and as wonderful as I remember. And now I really feel like I have it to watch it with the commentary after reading the Letters to Rob recap.
  
  Also, Dr. Cullen looks like he just stepped out of a Gap ad and I'm sort of digging it:
  
  
  
  add a scarf and this outfit
  would be set.
  
  
  
• In movie news...
  Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part I. Oh. Man. This movie was amazing. So dark and twisty (Grey's reference for two points) and I actually jumped a few times.
  
  
• In TV news...
  Top Model. Spoiler alert, spoiler alert. Okay not really, we all knew it'd be freaking Ann for the beginning. Freaking Tyra LOVES the awkward girls, no really she does. I could be a judge and just say I love the awkward girl and her crazy eyes and slouchy walk and monotone voice and I'd be right every time. Gah. Clearly you can tell, I was not a fan of this pick. I wasn't really a Chelsea fan either, I was rooting for Kayla actually and I was so bummed she didn't make it, girl was fierce (even if she had sort of an annoying voice as well, details, details). Anyways, maybe next season there will actually be a winner (heck a top two) I like. And for the giffarific recap, check out Four Four.
  
  Grey's Anatomy. Spoiler, spoiler. Arizona is back? Cristina is better...ish? (freaking finally). Teddy's going to marry Jennifer Garner's ex? I mean what? Okay I give it to you Shonda, you're getting creative but I miss the twisted sisters so please let's resolve that issue next year. Also, another shooting coming up!?! I mean NO. Stop it. New plot line please. Thank you. Love, a loyal fan.
  
  Glee. A tie? At regionals? I mean of course they did. And um Ms. Pilsbury is married? And Rachel and Finn broke up? What the what? Eh, just give me some Christmas music tonight and I should be okay. Thanks.
  
  How I Met Your Mother. Aw we finally see a pregnant Lily? Even if it was a look to the future and a ridiculous story with Barney. And would it be bold of me to say that Zoe could be the mother? I mean what if she was Rachel Bilson's roommate before she married the Captain? I mean, it's possible right? Maybe? I just know we NEED TO MEET THE MOTHER soon please.
  
  The Soup. Joel McHale has signed on for two more years to the Soup, huzzah!!
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news, the Hogan ladies. Brace yourselves. It's not pretty.
  

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So anything I missed?


happy tuesday!

Some Hollywood reactions.

So clearly I didn't post a Hollywood post yesterday (for shame!) and it's really because being gone most of a week makes it nearly impossible to stock up for a post and write all about it and just yeah, it wasn't easy. And then having so much to do Monday night made it impossible to write something, so yeah I apologize, I know you reallllly wanted your Hollywood scoop. And to make up for it, I'm taking a new approach at Hollywood today by simply sharing some of the biggest stories of the week and my reaction to them, because clearly that's what awesome people do (and ridiculous people). So, here we go:

The Garner/Affleck family out and about. Really not a story but rather just a excuse for me to share the cutest family in Hollywood (I mean seriously, it's hard to top their cuteness). And they're all together, doesn't that just make you say "awwwwwwwww"?

Ann Hathaway and James Franco are hosting the Oscars. UM. Excuse me? I mean I know Hugh was busy (seriously I could watch him host any time) but really, that's who you came up with? No offense to Ann or James but really? Really!? I get you want to target the younger crowd but why not Tina Fey or Neil Patrick Harris, they'd both be awesome and they're funny without really even trying. And what if James is nominated next year? That's just awkward. Anyways I guess I can't judge just yet, but hey Academy if you're looking for hosts for 2012 I'll totally try out for the job.

Spider Man the musical sells a million dollars in presale. Yes because when I first think of Spider Man I think MUSICAL! Don't get me wrong, I love a good musical but I really have no desire whatsoever to check out this production, maybe if it was Batman and Christian Bale was the lead, just maybe then.

Eclipse comes out on DVD Friday at midnight. First of all, YES. The Twinerd in me is way to excited to watch this movie again. But the old person in me is like "what the eff? why a midnight release of a DVD?? I am not fighting crazy tweens for my copy at Target."

Glee - Furt. I'm a week behind, but I sort of loved Sue. Her dress, standing up to her mom, protecting her sister, sort of standing up for Kurt. It was just a mushfest and I liked it (well most of it). But um Kurt leaving? Not so cool, not at all. What is that saying about bullying? Leave? Run away? Tell everyone what really happened Kurt! Please!? I mean yes it's hard and I get it (and I know this isn't real life) but you just can't leave.

Johnny Depp in Vanity Fair. Not much to share their either except his interview is pretty interesting since he's such a private person. Also, he's swoony in that "maybe he's dirty, maybe he's really tan, brooding, mysterious, crazy" sort of way.

And that my friend's is a bit of Hollywood with a dash of reflection, schnazzy pants. So anything else big I might have missed? Let me know!

happy wednesday!

Hollywood goes bezerk.

So of course I take a week off of Hollywood and then it goes bezerk, like seriously so many big stories I don't even know if this blog can handle it. Well it won't hurt to give it a try, so here we go:

• Starting off this week's adorableness we have the oh so cute Hannigan-Denisof family and seriously they make me smile and they should totally have a play date with Violet and Seraphina, I mean how cute would that be!?
  
  
  
  so darn cute and smiley I love it!
  
  
  
• Also looking oh so freaking adorable is baby Hank hanging on to mama Kendra. Seriously that boy is just so darn cute I almost can't handle it.
  
  
  
  oh he is just presh.
  
  
  
• In other bebe news one of my favorites, P!nk, is going to be a mama! I sort of have a girl crush on her and can't wait to see her and Carey as parents...also joining the new mama club, Rachel Zoe, I don't care too much about that one since I don't watch her show or really even know who she is, but congrats nonetheless...in not so fun news, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are splitting after only three years of marriage and apparently it's because he had an "affair" with a teammates wife? Um what? Seriously what is with some people??....However in oh so exciting news and opposite of divorce was the announcement that Prince William is ENGAGED to Kate Middleton. I mean yes, a royal wedding is coming and how freaking awesome is that? And um hey royal family I am totally free next Spring and I LOVE weddings and I'm basically a pro so you can just add me to that list okay? Sweet...Oh and Jessica Simpson is conveniently engaged too, hurrah (sarcasm)...but really back to William and Kate, I mean seriously, how cute are they?!? And Diana's ring? And her dress? Yeah they're pretty damn adorable.
  
  
  
  I sort of want her dress and hey the ring
  would be a nice addition too, haha.
  
  
  
• In some favorites news...
  Ryan Reynolds is People's sexiest man of the year. After seeing that man in person once I can't really debate that choice and I'm just glad it's someone new. So yay Ryan and Scarlett you are a lucky biotch.
  
  
  
  why hello there Mr. Reynolds.
  
  
  NKOTB is totally back. I mean yeah I'll forever be a fan, I can't help it. And the NKOTB and BSB performance at the AMA's sort of makes my heart happy.
  
  
  
  hangin' tough!
  or more like Step by Step oooooh baby.
  
  
  
• And in today's Twilight news...
  So apparently on their honeymoon in Breaking Dawn Bella and Edward jump in waterfalls? Clearly it's been too long since I've read the books but that's the scene Rob and Kristen have been filming and just year, cute? I don't know.
  
  In other Twilight news and not involving a Jonas Brothers, I might have a girl crush on Ashley Greene. Seriously how does she always look so damn pretty? But I do adore her and just want her to be Alice anyways, so yeah here's Ashley at a Mark event.
  
  
  
  seriously, so pretty.
  
  
  
• In movie news...
  Harry Potter. No I haven't seen the new movie yet, but I really can't wait to whenever I get a chance. And to celebrate this is hands down my favorite video of the cast learning to speak American, "the freedom language", haha. Seriously even if you're not an HP fan, check it out.
  
  We Bought a Zoo. I recently read this memoir about a family that takes over a rundown zoo and the movie adaptation recently announced it's casting and it's some pretty great names so far. This movie has potential to pretty interesting.
  
  Disney announced that they won't be making any more fairy tale movies. I don't really know how I feel about this only because I can't think of any fairy tales they haven't done but at the same time it's sad they won't make any more cartoons based on the classics.
  
  
• In some music news...
  Girl Talk. Listen and enjoy. That is all.
  
  
• In some TV news...
  Glee. I can't get the "Umbrella/Singing in the Rain" mashup out of my head! So damn catchy and I don't even like "Umbrella"! Also, TOTS! Don't know why but that had me cracking up. Also, what the heck was Mr. Shue's "dream" with him and Mike? That seriously made no sense to the whole episode.
  
  Top Model. And we're down to TWO. And not the two I would have picked. *SPOILER* I was seriously rooting for Kayla and I'm bummed she didn't make the final cut and Jane was eh but I was a fan. However Jane and Ann's drunken night was all sorts of entertaining. Anyways I can't wait to see Ann on the catwalk because holy hell will that be a show, haha. And a full fabulous recap here as usual.
  
  Medium. I'm pretty sure I'm one of the only people under 40 that loves this show so I'm not surprised it got the boot after seven seasons but I am sad. The DuBois family is one of the best and most realistic (minus Allison's ridiculous amount of pajamas and her mediumness) families on TV and I'll be sad to see them go.
  The Big Bang Theory. Frickity Frack! I mean yes Sheldon needs to be real and be my friend. However he has some new regular friends of his own, the newest ladies of the show have been promoted to regulars (woo Bridgette and Amy!).
  
  Grey's Anatomy. Dear Shonda, I want Cristina Yang back. Love, Katelin.
  
  And for the TV lovers like myself check out this awesome video of some of the best catch phrases in TV history.
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news the effing Duggars keep reproducing and it needs to be stopped. The oldest Duggar kid (who is married and has a one year old and is ONLY TWENTY TWO) announced that he and his wife are expecting a second child. Seriously are they trying to take over the world?!?! And running in close second to the crazies is another family that has EIGHTEEN KIDS (and none of them are twins!). STOP IT PEOPLE, STOP IT.
  

So anything I missed this week? Let me know!



happy tuesday!

The cuteness of Hollywood.

Another Tuesday, another day in Halloween full of cuteness and ridiculousness and everything in between, so let's get to it shall we:

• Starting off this week's bebe cuteness we have the oh so adorable and super smiley Naleigh Kelley with mom, Katherine Heigl taking a stroll.
  
  
  
  ohmygod her cheeks! the smile!
  ah! precious!
  
  
• Also bringing way too much cuteness is little Seraphina Affleck hanging out on mama Jen's lap. I mean really, I didn't think this kid could get any cuter but she's pretty dang adorable.
  
  
  
  so freaking adorable.
  
  
• In other bebe news Jessica Capshaw (aka Arizona Robbins on Grey's Anatomy) is a mom again! She welcomed a daughter, Eve Augusta last week, congrats!...in other bebe news, check out PopSugar's gallery of celeb families and couples and just celebs in general that got into the Halloween spirit...Zach Galifinakis decided to light it up on Bill Maher's show, he is truly ridiculous...Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent were spotted leaving lunch together, seriously what an odd pair...also an odd maybe couple - Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe, hmmmm....need a wedding singer? Apparently Nick Lachey is up for the job after singing at a wedding over the weekend...Demi Lovato has checked herself into a treatment center, I gotta say good for her to take care of herself before something bad happened (a la La Lohan or Britt Britt)...and hello Paul Walker! Seriously the man must drinking the same stuff Leo is, the guys never age:
  
  
  
  hellooo Mr. Walker.
  
  
• In some favorites news...
  Keanu is making the rounds again. I swear anything he does now is going to be turned into a meme, haha. But oh how I love it, Keanu you are so weird and so awesome.
  
  
  
  I don't even know, haha.
  
  
• In Twilight news...
  It's been almost a year since I interviewed the cast of New Moon and basically had the most ridiculously surreal day of my life. I mean a year, how insane is that? And clearly I don't have anything new to share about Twilight so how about a Rob picture!
  
  
  
  just oh so much swoon here.
  
  
• In movie news...
  Now don't get me wrong I admitted to liking Avatar (and hello Sam Worthington) but really a second and a third movie in the making?? Is that really necessary James Cameron? I mean really.
  
  The third Batman movie officially has a title, The Dark Knight Rises. And the Riddler is not the villain. And that's all we've got. And sadly these small facts have me waaay too freaking excited, haha.
  
  
• In TV news...
  Grey's Anatomy. How about we never do a documentary type episode again okay? Thanks. It was pretty horrible and annoying to watch. And um Arizona and Callie are moving to Africa? Say what? And it was so not necessary to kill Mandy Moore's character, that was just all sorts of sad and I was not a fan. So how about this week we have a better episode okay Shonda? Thanks.
  
  Desperate Housewives. But I don't want Mike to leaaaave. And how come no one has said anything about Gaby's niece or Tom's daughter? The mystery kids of the show I swear. And speaking of Tom I'm glad he shut it because he just gets so damn annoying sometimes. And Bree and Keith are pretty dang adorable, I am a fan.
  
  How I Met Your Mother. Robin's commercial, priceless. But what's even better and has nothing to do with last night's episode...THE RETURN OF ROBIN SPARKLES! Ohmygod I'm so excited for the November 15th episode where Robin's Canadian pop star alter ego returns.
  
  Project Runway. What. The. Eff. I didn't even get to watch the finale but I couldn't even bring myself to after I heard about the winner. REALLY? REALLY? Ugh. Ridiculous.
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTFness we have Jersey Shore Jr. I mean yes it's hilarious and it's cute but it's also a big pile of WTF what is happenin to the children!?! But yes I laughed and then I cringed but still laughed because ohmygodrealityshowsaretakingovertheworld.
  
  
  
  let's just hope they don't fake tan too, haha.

So anything I missed? Let me know!

happy tuesday!

Googily Moogily Hollywood.

Apparently I'm a jinx to technology and a jinx to myself. Hence the delay in posting. Oy freaking vey people. Well here we go:

• Starting off this week's Hollywood cuteness we have my fave new mama Sandra Bullock and the oh so adorable baby Louis. Seriously this kid is precious.
  
  
  
  check out those chubby cheeks!
  I wuv it, haha.
  
  
• Also bringing some major cuteness surprisingly is Jennifer Lopez and her twins, I have to admit I didn't always think they were that cute but in this photo shoot with mom they are definitely catching my eye.
  
  
  
  divas in the making,
  but man are they cute.
  
  
• In other adorable bebe news, Matt Damon and his wife welcomed another girl (that makes four!) to the family, little Stella Zavahala was born last Wednesday, congrats to the growing family! Also bringing some major cuteness, Halle Berry and little Nahla at the pumpkin patch and Daws....er James Van Der Beek and his wife with their little daughter at the airport, preciousness.
  
  
• Moving on from the bebes and on to other Hollywood news...Johnny Depp is so swoony and awesome and I love this breakdown of some of his best movie roles because it is just so true (thanks Ev'Yan for the link)...Zach Galafinakis (I'm too lazy to look up how to spell his name) is usually the funny man in interviews (I mean have you watched Between Two Ferns??) but this time a columnist from Texas got the best of him and it makes for one hilarious interview...so Hilary Duff is a newlywed like me but thank god I did not have the wedding morning she did, SHE LOST A TOOTH, seriously I would have freaked out like no other, crazy pants...want to see Sean Penn in drag again? Well today's your lucky day to be officially freaked out, haha....apparently T Swizzle (that's Taylor Swift for all you common folk, haha) and Jake Gylenhaal are a thing? I mean what? No, I don't buy it. I won't believe it until they break up and she writes a song about him....Carey Mulligan just got a million awesome points in my book because ever since breaking up with Shia she's been slumming it in a Best Western, seriously, awesomenes...
  
  
• In some favoriteness....
  Diane Kruger had all sorts of cuteness to share about her boyfriend, my favorite Joshua Jackson and if they ever break up I'll be devastated.
  
  And um here's Josh on the set of Fringe looking so Joshy and cute:
  
  
  
  why hello to you too!
  
  Also looking handsome these days, Ryan Gosling on the set of his movie Drive, taking on the role of an officer and who doesn't love a man in uniform?
  
  
  
  I could make a joke about
  handcuffs but I think I'll refrain, haha.
  
  And his interview in Interview (wow that seems repetitive) is quite charming, especially when he says that people confuse him with Ryan Reynolds (um what, how is that possible??).
  
  
• In today's Twilightness...
  Over the weekend in my lazy sickness coma I decided to watch Twilight and then said "what the hell" and watched New Moon too. I mean yeah it's ridiculous and corny and horribly acted but I found myself loving both movies even more, maybe it was the drugs. But really I just can't wait to own Eclipse on DVD (December 4th, wahoo and yes I am that big of a twinerd) and watch it whenever I want because just swooon.
  
  
• In music news...
  Ok Go has done it again. Another ridiculously awesome video and I don't know how I'm just now seeing it, but I love it and I mean the puppies!! enjoy.
  
  Glee is coming out with a Christmas album! I can't decide how awesome this will be yet and I mean it will be competing with Mariah's new Christmas CD so umm, is it Christmastime yet?
  
  
• In movie news...
  Gnomeo and Juliet. Seriously, this movie looks all sorts of adorable and Elton John and Lady Gaga are pairing up for a song on the soundtrack and just yes, cuteness, check it out.
  
  The Hangover 2. I still don't know how I feel about this movie being made but it is pretty awesome that instead of Mel Gibson (yeah that was short lived), Liam Neesen is now slated to have a cameo role. Liam is pretty bad ass and awesome so I can't wait to see him explore a comedic side a bit.
  
  
• In TV news..
  Criminal Minds. Are you watching this show yet? Because you should. I mean yeah it's disturbing most of the time but it's also funny and there's Spencer Reed!! I mean seriously how could you not watch this adorably geeky guy every week.
  
  Top Model. Thank the high heavens of modeldom that Ann did not get best picture, FREAKING FINALLY. And that's really all that matters, the better recap is at Four Four.
  
  Grey's Anatomy. About damn time we got some normal Cristina Yang back in action, I was starting to get really worried. And how sweet/touching/sad was Derek's worry about Meredith getting Alzheimer's?? Also, I heart Lexie and her ridiculous memory, she should probably date Spencer Reed, what a combo that would be, haha.
  
  Project Runway. I'm sort of behind but basically: TEAM MONDO for the win. I mean he has to right? RIGHT?
  
  How I Met Your Mother. Although I love the regular Barney I also like the Barney with feelings who made Robin feel better about herself and praise her for her independentness, doesn't every girl want to hear that? And Marshall and Lily's attempts at baby making were all sorts of hilarious, I sort of loved it and can't wait for them to finally get knocked up.
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news, The Situation has a book. A FREAKING BOOK. I mean can he even read?!? Are they just giving book deals to anyone these days because if that is the case then HELLO out there, I WANT TO WRITE A BOOK! But seriously what the eff America? How does that douchewad land that? Oy.
  
  

So anything I missed? Let me know! Woo!

happy wednesday!

A Hollywood send off.

Well it's my last Hollywood post for a while so I better make it a good one right? And man I don't even know how I'll function not knowing what's going on in the Hollywood world! I mean what if Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger get married? Or Lindsay Lohan gets an emmy? Or Keanu Reeves stops by my office? So many things can happen in two weeks. But alas I'll be getting all married like and gallivanting in Italy so I can't really complain, I'll just have to be surprised when I get back. Anyhoozits, here we go!

• Starting out this week's super cuteness we have two of my favorite musical stars, Taye Diggs and Idina Menzel, taking a stroll with their oh so adorable son Walker. I mean really? How is he that freaking cute???
  
  
  
  all sorts of cuteness!!
  
  
• And because I heart them so much and I'm going to miss posting Hollywood stuff that I have to post my favorite family of Hollywood. Seriously Ben, Jen and the girls are just all sorts of cuteness I'm pretty sure I said "awwwww" no less than six times when looking at all of the pictures.
  
  
  
  gah they are so precious!
  
  
  
• In other bebe news, Orlando Bloom is going to be a dad! His new wife and supermodel Miranda Kerr a are expecting a little one, yay!...Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer got hitched over the weekend, I really do love when people met on sets and fall in love, it's just so dreamy...before Katy Perry was wearing short shorts and candy bras she was taking glamour shots at the mall just like everyone else....ever wanted to know what Sean Penn in drag looks like? Well here's your chance, haha....so Fantasia tried to kill herself, sad I know, but it's going to be featured on her new VH1 show and her new CD comes out today, something is just so wrong about the timing of all of this...Rachel McAdams celebrated the wrap up of her latest movie and looks like she'd be fun to party with...and the cast of the Romantics looks like they had fun doing a J. Crew shoot...
  
  
  
  
  
  
• In some favoriteness...
  SAM WORTHINGTON. Oh wait did I write that in all caps? Why yes, yes I did, SAM gets caps. Anyhoozits, my fellow Hollywood lover Julie was on the lookout for me and tweeted this gem last week. This gem combining two of my favorite things Vampires and SAM. Basically SAM has signed on to play a young Dracula (as well as filming a sequel to Clash of the Titans) and that sounds pretty schnazzy to me. And just because here's Sam coming to LAX last week...
  
  
  
  he makes me swoon...
  but Matt makes me swoon more.
  
  

  Sandy! Looks like she is stepping on up in Hollywood and may be costarring in a movie with Tom Hanks soon. Nicely done lady, nicely done.
  
  
  Josh is back on the set of Fringe and I think I need to make a detour to Vancouver.
  
  
  
  why hey Josh, how you doing?
  
  
  
• In today's Twilightness....
  Stephenie Meyer made FORTY MILLION dollars this past year. And um she hasn't had to write anything in that time (not counting the Bree book) and just wow, can I be her please?
  
  And our boy Rob topped Glamour's 50 Sexiest males list. I mean yeah I could see that.
  
  
• In TV news...
  The Creative Emmy's were over the weekend and Betty White and NPH straight dominated, woo woo.
  
  
  
  yay NPH! congrats!
  
  
  Brothers and Sisters. Looks like the reverend is coming to Pasadena! Which reverend you ask? Only the bestest TV rev ever...REV CAMDEN! And he's a potential love interest for one of the Walkers...which one? Just read the article!
  
  Glee. In case you didn't know miss Brittney Spear herself is making a cameo on Glee this season (in an all Britt Britt episode) and one of the first pictures has already been released. And it's Britt and Britt and I lurve it!
  
  
  
  oooh la la.
  
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news we have a man that thought it would be a good idea to kill the bat in his home with a gun. No really, the man shot up his house while trying to kill a bat. Seriously people?
  
  

And that my friends is what's going on in Hollywood, anything I missed? Let me know! And stay awesome Hollywood, stay awesome.



happy tuesday!

It's a circus in Hollywood.

Why hello there Hollywood, I felt so out of the loop last week and this week but now I'm all caught up (at least I hope I am) and here to share with you, so here we go:

• Starting out this week with some super cuteness we have baby Lou. *and her mom Heidi Klum, apparently that needed to be added, whoops* I mean really, my future daughter can maybe look like this and ah, she's just so squishy and cute and heartface:
  
  
  
  aw squishy squishy cuteness!
  

• Also bringing in some major cuteness is Sabrin...er Melissa Joan Hart and her oh so adorable boys. Seriously they are so smiley and just dang precious.
  
  
  
  aw little mama's boys, heart.
  

• Moving on from the bebes and onto some Hollywood news...Chris Tucker owes the IRS a ridiculous amount of money, I mean how does he even have that much?! He's done like 4 movies! But man, better pay up Chris....want to know how jail is for Lindsay Lohan, just follow this twitter, I'd say it's pretty accurate, haha...the Zefron is apparently quite the party boy and enjoyed a nice night out to but it mildly...the Old Spice guy is on fire right now, he's landed two movie roles and basically just kicking ass everywhere, love it...in weird ass news, the Westboro Church of crazies is going to picket a Justin Bieber concert. Apparently they do not have Bieber Fever...apparently Wyclef is expected to announce his candidacy for president of Haiti soon and man would that be crazy, sort of awesome, but just crazy, hopefully he can do some more good...and lastly Jen Garner, one of my faves, rocking a tiara on the set of Arthur and seriously she just always looks so care free and I love it:
  
  
  
  can I borrow that tiara please?
  
  
  
• And in some favoriteness....
  Oh there's lots today. First of all happy belated birthday to my girl Sandy Bullock (oh yes I can call her Sandy, we're practically BFFs)!
  
  Secondly. PACEY-CON. Um. I am so insanely jealous I didn't go to this. Also, my friend who works for Funny or Die is in the video and got to work with Josh on this and yeah, I'm uber jealous. Watch it and have your crush on Joshua Jackson grow a little bit more.
  
  Thirdly. I asked for more Sam sightings and I'm finally getting them. First a new movie trailer (ooooh drama, suspense, hawtness) and then, AND THEN thanks to Julie for sending this gloriously ridiculous and hilarious and shirtless picture, haha:
  
  
  
  love it. A LOT. haha.
  
  
  
• In today's Twilightness...
  We have more Rob on the set of Water for Elephants looking dapper yet again in a suit of sorts and just suave. Also unrelated, my cousin got to visit the set over the weekend and meet Rosie the elephant and saw Rob filming scenes and I died a horrible jealous death, haha.
  
  
  
  why helloooo there.
  
  
  
  
• In movie news...
  Pirates of the Caribbean 4. Now I'm still not sure how I feel about this movie or what it will be about (and clearly the first one is still the best hands down) but these pictures do look pretty awesome and Penelope Cruz makes quite the pirate.
  
  Mulan. Also Disney related, apparently a live action version of the Disney movie has been given the green light. All I have to say is that Shang has some high standards to live up to because he was one good looking cartoon.
  
  
• In TV news...
  Desperate Housewives. Looks like Vanessa Williams won't be the only new neighbor on the block next season, Brian Austen Green has reportedly joined the cast as a contractor (competition for Mike perhaps? actually no, Mike is too good looking for competition). Marc Cherry has also said that he'd like to add a guest spot for his good friend and Hollywood IT girl, Betty White. Um YES PLEASE! Can you imagine Betty and Mrs. McClusky? Amazingness.
  
  Big Bang Theory. I haven't talked about this show in a while, weird right? Well the Ausiello Files put up a great interview with the cast that definitely made me laugh and super excited for next season, check it out.
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news apparently Darth Vader has left the Death Star to rob banks? Who knew?
  

So anything I missed? Let me know because I feel like there's gotta be something.



happy thursday!

Wave hello Hollywood.

Why hello there Hollywood Tuesday, how are you today? Fine? Yes I thought so.

• Starting out this week's cuteness we have little Levi McConaughey rocking a new do and walking his dog (that's almost as big as he is!) and is just all sorts of adorable:
  
  
  
  aw he's so wittle and cute.
  
  
  
• Also bringing in some MAJOR CUTENESS is my favorite trio of ladies, Jennifer Garner with little Violet and Seraphina! Seriously they are just all sorts of freaking precious!
  
  
  
  Jen is super mom and the
  girls are super cute!
  
  
  
• In other bebe news Liam McDermott, Tori Spelling's three year old son, has a twitter account, and it's sort of ridiculous and sort of cute...also in bebe news, Vince Vaughn and his wife are expecting a little one and I really hope he says "earmuffs" when it's born, haha...in non-baby news, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem got hitched in secret (seriously how does anyone in Hollywood do it?), congrats to them...also in secret, Jewel doing karaoke, seriously just watch the video it's awesome...the first images of Ryan Reynolds as the green lantern came out and I'm slightly intrigued...and apparently Jaden Smith is channeling Erykah Badu these days.
  
  
• In some favorites news...
  WE HAVE A SAM SIGHTING! Okay I sound creepy, but really. I had a Sam crush and then he went away and all I had was Avatar and Terminator and in neither of those movies does he stay fully human, haha.
  
  
  
  what a mighty big bag you have Sam.
  
  
  And not only is there a Sam sighting, but a Josh sighting as well. And he's in a suit! Oooh la la.
  
  
  oh you are just so dapper and suave
  and awww swoonface.
  
  
  
• And in today's Twilight news....
  First off we have Taylor looking so suave riding a motorcycle on the set of his newest movie, Abduction. I mean seriously, how is he only 18?? because sheesh.
  
  
  
  why hello there!
  
  
  Also on set of his latest film, Water for Elephants, is Rob looking so dapper in a tux (seriously he should wear one more often).
  
  
  
  this might be your best look Rob,
  minus the cig.
  
  
  
• In movie news...
  One for the Money. So I am still bummed about Katherine Heigl playing Stephanie Plum but now we know who will be playing Lula! Sherri Sheppard. Hmmm. I'm not sure how I feel about this either. I guess I pictured Lula as being fuller and having more sass, hopefully Sherri can pull it off ( I'm assuming she's Lula otherwise she's just another prostitute, I'm not quite sure).
  
  And OHMYGOODNESS WE HAVE A RANGER. Apparently some of the cast is on Imdb and RANGER is cast. And it's this man, not too shabby. But um he definitely needs to bulk up a bit a la Taylor Lautner to hit Ranger status (also I'm a huge nerd right now).
  
  WAIT UP A SECOND WE HAVE A MORELLI TOO!?! Seriously how is Sherri Sheppard bigger news than the casting of the main guys!? I mean really Hollywood, come on now. Anyhoo apparently Jason O'Mara, Life on Mars alum, will be Morelli and I do not endorse this. I mean he doesn't even look Italian! Ah Hollywood how you hurt me.
  
  
• In TV news...
  The Hills. So I didn't watch the finale but I read Oh Hay, It's KK's review and that was all I needed. Well that and I watched the actual ending because it was just so dramatic, and yeah I thought it was fitting. And I saw some pics on PopSugar and yeah, pretty typical attendees minus the blondies I will not name but Lauren, as always looked loverly, heart her (heart her so much I actually just got her book from the library, for shame, I know, ridiculous).
  
  
  
  heart her.
  
  
  
  Dexter. As you know, I've watched too many episodes in a short amount of time and my goodness it's good. But I'm glad I waited to hop on the bandwagon so I didn't have to wait (I'm bad at waiting).
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news we have the trailer for the SyFy original movie Sharktopus, because um it's a movie about a shark/octopus hybrid and seriously who thinks up this shiz? And seriously Julia Roberts brother is in it and um, just wow.
  

So anything I missed? Let me know!



happy tuesday!

Hollywood's got cuties, a mullet and a serial killer.

It's Tuesday so you know what that means...Tacos! Well that for some people but for me it's for Hollywood Day! So without further adieu, here we go:

• Bringing some uber cuteness to Hollywood is little Louis Bardo! Seriously he is so dang precious and I love Sandy with him and aw, heartface.
  
  
  
  oh so squishy and precious.
  
  
  
• Also bringing some serious cuteness is little Hank Baskett IV, seriously the whole Baskett fam is just adorable.
  
  
  
  gah how adorable.
  
  
  
• In other bebe news, Celine Dion announced that she is expecting twin boys, congrats to the fam!...in not so great news, new mom Christina Milian and her husband The Dream have apparently split and on some shady terms ie The Dream was caught canoodling with her assistant, shady shady...however while they're splitting four celebrity couples tied the knot on Saturday, congrats to John Krasinski and Emily Blunt, Carrie Underwood and her man, Martin Lawrence and his lady love and Lala Vasquez and Carmelo Anthony, whew...in some ridiculous news, Mel Gibson has lost it, that's about all I can say to that...and I want to be a waiter wherever Ryan Seacrest goes to dinner since he left a 10k tip over the weekend, schwing...and one of my new faves, Michael C. Hall has been working it out and looking good since his cancer went into remission, awesome...and if you ever wanted to know what Paul Rudd looks like with long hair, check him out here and Gerard Butler looked like with a mullet, look no further:
  
  
  
  hey good lookin.
  
  
  
• In some favoriteness, Leo has been doing the promo rounds for Inception and I do not mind one bit. And um, Leo has aged amazingly I must say, Bar is one lucky biatch. And so is Ellen Page because hello, she's with Leo and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, hawtness.
  
  
  
  oh so suave, lav it.
  
  
  
• And in today's Twilight news...
  PopSugar has an interview with the Twilight series screenplay writer Melissa Rosenberg (who's also an associate producer on Dexter I discovered, weird) discussing her thoughts about Breaking Dawn and I'm worried, hold me.
  
  And the lovely Dakota Fanning is on the cover of this month's Marie Claire and I sort of love it and heart her and how down-to-earthish she seems and she's just so cute and heart:
  
  
  
  so chic and sweet.
  
  
  
• In some movie news...
  Ed Norton has been dropped from the upcoming Avengers movie. I don't really get why and it's sort of weird but I wonder who will play the Hulk now, maybe Eric Bana again?
  
  
• And TV news....
  CSI:NY. Stella is saying goodbye! Noooo. I like her. Like a lot. Okay I like Danny the best but still, it'll be sad to see her go.
  
  The Hills. I know, I know I haven't watched it since Lauren left but it's ending tonight. I doubt I'll watch it because the blonde bimbo gives me eye spasms and Whitney's gone but in case you wanted to know, six years later it's finally coming to an end.
  
  Dexter. Like I said yesterday, I started watching Dexter last week and so far I've made it through season one and I'm a fan. I don't want to watch it too fast since I don't have Showtime and can't watch the next season but thank you Netflix for instant watch, woo. But um, Michael C. Hall is is pretty swoony in a weird way and Doakes is way too angry and I totally called the Ice Truck Killer but I did not call that ending of season one. Basically I can't wait to watch more, I knew I'd like it.
  
  The EMMY'S. Oh goodness award season is starting up again and the Emmy nominations were released last week. Basically I'll be rooting for my faves like NPH and Jim Parsons and Mariska Hargitay among others. And even though we don't watch all the same shows, I do love LilLu's Emmy breakdown. Check out the nominees here or here.
  
  
• Lastly in today's WTF news we have Sly Stallone and his ridiculous veins, ew. I don't even want to show the picture, I'll just link and don't say I didn't warn you. Ew.
  

And that's what's going on in Hollywood, anything I missed let me know.





happy tuesday!